Rockin

Today in a bit after 1 oclock i was sittin in my sistas room readin a great book, and all the sudden The room was shakin. It was only for 5 seconds but i was bleepin scared cuz my school just told us that a huge earthquake was comin and a lot of people are gonna die. But it didn't really feel like a complete Quake cuz it felt more like something huge hit my house like a boom not shake. I was just doin    some research and found out it was a bleepin Sonic Boom from the Space Shuttle Endeavor. Im happy to know that my life wasn't in danger, cuz I won't be able to blog any more and I honestly Dont konw WHAT i would do... Well conclusion: Sonic Booms rock. just a really cool expierence.

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Have you ever asked yourself

Dear God, what is Britney wearing?!?!?!?!!?
Well if you click this, your question will be answered!


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Blink 182

Aka my favorite band no questions asked. I have been a big fan of blink 182 ever since I was a wee rebellious second grader that was the best at kickball. My brothers showed me them and I was bleepin hooked they are SO GOOD. My favorite songs include: Always (SO GOOD I CANT EVEN HANDLE IT MAKES ME WANT TO CRY), I Miss You (same as bee4), First Date, What's My Age Again?, Anthem, Adam's Song...
The list goes on and on, I swear.
But, like most bands, they broke up, and my heart broke with them. Not really though because they weren't producin' too much at the time.
Here is Always:



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MY COMPUTER

IS SO SLOW.
If any of you would like more posts you could get me a macbook or somethin small like that.

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Go Look!!

So tonight Sun Nov 30 if you go outside and look up at the bleepin beautiful moon you'll see something pretty cool. Apparently the two really bright stars next to the moon are Jupiter and Venus; according to my cool Grandpa. So go outside and enjoy the wonders of the world... no need to thank me.

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i can see it right now at 5:30 pm

Today was frustrating

because I had to take bleepin christmas pictures. my mom shot my sisters and I several times in a variety of exotic places in my backyard. some were on a bench on the porch, some next to the roses, some by the frontdoor, some by the bleepin back door, and some by these lovely green trees. we all looked bleepin gorgeous in our dresses and beautiful smiles. well it took all of 2 and 1/2 hours, to snap a pic that we all looked nice in. don't get me wrong I loved my mom yelling at me and fixing my hair in between every other shot. without her I wouldn't look half as good, so im thankful. My dress was black with a bow at the waist and the skirt was puffy, i looked hot. my sisters dresses didn't fit so the had to clip them with huge clips in the back... inconspicuous. theres my saturday for ya.

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Scary

This week a bunch of terrorists went to 5 star touristy hotels in Mumbai, India. And other various places in India. At the hotels they were looking for people with American and British passports. First they shot a bunch and people were killed *im sorry I don't know the all the bleepin details* then they took hostages, from what I heard 5 americans were killed, that was a few days ago though... the terrorists had expensive weapons and roughly 30 of them held off 5000 indian police for 3 days. Our hearts go out to all the people who have died and suffered from this tragedy. if you want read more.

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Yesterday

The oldest human alive died November 27. She was born in april of 1893 aka she was 115 bleepin years old. Her name was Edna Parker. We will all miss her. Love that woman, she was a beauty. But I wish I could have talked to her like once, yo, cause then I could have learnt a lot of stuff because she has lived through so much.

Peace out
Jock

disgusting weirdest thing EVER

So Today (black friday) in Long Island all these aggressive human beings literally busted through WalMart (my fave shop) and knocked down a 34 year old worker.
And killed him.

If you wanna see more click here: walmart DEATH


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Warning:

Ok so thanksgiving is all good except for the part where I am obese and eat everything. So watch out when I am around you because I might take a nice juicy bite out of you. (even though its not thanksgiving anymore)

So tell me ya'll, what did you give thanks for?

Jock

lay off me im starvin'

lollll lena showed me this whata bro- Jock

Thanksgivin

Happy thanksgivin everyone. I hope you get to eat a lot of bleepin great food. I'm going to my Aunts house which is an hour away and im gonna chow down there. And my family is really cool cuz we put a spin on a classic.     Instead of playin football like a lot peeps are going to today, were going to play kickball. I know this because my sister and my mom just told me to pack some bleepin kickball shoes, I'll just bring my tennis shoes. Im warning you that I won't be bloggin today cuz I wont be with my computer, and were allowed to take the holidays off.

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ps I already know how to knit, sucka

K-nittin!

Yep, you read it right I am going to bleepin learn how to KNIT!! It is going to be a long and difficult process but I will come out a bigger and better and smarter (because I know how to knit) person. Gunna start with some scarves, you know, and then maybe move on to bigger things like ponchos, and sweatpants. Maybe I'll even make a matching poncho and sweatpants outfit. Blleeepin tight, bro. Anyways, first things first I need some knitting needles, then possible some thread unless i decide to just rip out some extra hair follicles. And then I'll beg my prodigy of a cuzin rose to teach me because she is a bleepin creative god.

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I'm Sorry

Today my priorities have not been straight. Instead of bloggin I have been online shoppin/wishin and addin to my bleepin crazy Christmas list. In doing so I've neglected my blog, which is so unfair to our millions of fans. You should be happy for me though cuz my Christmas list is overflowin... I can't afford half of it during these bad times in the economy (or ever) but that's why it's called a wishlist, cuz you just wish you can get it. Also I be readin Twilight for the 500th time in my life, but it never gets old. Tomorrow will be better, hang in there, everything will be o.k. No need to panic. like this bleepin lady up there^

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L-A-M-E

So 90210 isn't on tonight and that is just bleepin L-a-m-e. Why don't they just play it, it's just really bleepin stupid. I was excited fo' it cuz the end of last weeks was so suspenseful, but I guess not. CW has got t0 be jokin.

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ps my parents are also being l-a-m-e

update: I love my parents

pps nice posts jock you've been up to a lot...not gigglez

just laughin a lot today, baby

lolllololololollloloool

so Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt just eloped this weekend in Cabo. bleepin rocks. The Hills is probs the stupidest thing ever,   just ever. So I'm glad these really important respected individuals have joined together. made for each other. this probably wasnt planned and knowing them there was probably NO bleepin money involved at all, how dare I even say such a thing.

stupid. such real people.

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HAHAHAHHAHA mixed with LOLOLOLOLOLOL

When you laugh instead of making the noise 'haha' you should say 'lol' its just funnier that way. So the reason I was laughing... Kanye west was wearin a bleepin fur tail at the American Music Awards, style icon of the century. he's probably just trying to channel his fox self, cuz thats what all the ladies want to see these days, especially me.

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLolololol

"I said it more times cause its really funny"- Jock 1 JOck2



Bleepin great. WHY IS MICHAEL PHELPS SO GORGY?
Please, anyone who has the answer feel free to share

Anyways, this is a great kaboodle of athletes.
P.s Tony Hawks son totally knows my couzin (not rose tho)

alright thanks bros
Jock

p.s go buy guitar hero obvi!!!

Funny

this vid is really funny and needs to be bleepin shared

she should be in a effin glade commercial,   best part

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200

This is our bleepin 200th post, i cant bleepin believe it. We are serious hardcore bloggers and you guyz should feel lucky that you have us. Here is a sad story:

So yesterday my friends and I went to go see Twilight and we went to the theater and our seats weren't together and the guy told us we were in the wrong theater, so we went back to the ticket checker lady and she was like oh there is something weird with your tickets, but don't worry we'll be able to get you guyz in no problem. So then we go to guest services and uhm he like, Oh these tickets are for tomorrow.  so we asked if he could refund our tickets for a showing now and he checked and said everything was sold out till 11 oclock, bleep. it was very depressing, but its alright cuz were gonna see it today and it'll be even better cuz we've had to wait in so much anticipation. understandable mistake, so Im really excited for bleepin tonight.

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ps i saw quantum of solace instead and it was action packed impossible to understand since I didn't see the first one, but whatever my friday night ROCKED

Rocker

More on my love:

Rob is an amazing singer, and I have been listening to his tunes for hours now, and I can't bleepin stop. He has a really unique voice and he puts so much emotion in it. Rock on. If you don't like then what the bleep is wrong with you. I can't embed the vid cuz it's disabled but heres the link suckaz.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS1LYvA7F78&feature=related

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Best Day of my entire bleepin LIFE

Yesterday was the most amazing ever. Because I MET Rob Pattinson!! this is a pic of me and my love. aahhhh it was the best. He was doing an interview with Ryan Seacrest(aka shortest man ever) and my friend Gracie who bleepin rocks, took me to see it. Her mom worked there so we were able to go inside the building and we waited by the elevator, in hopes that he would eventually come our way. Well there was this other man waiting there and we started talkin to him, and it turned out that he was friends with Rob and had done a movie with him few years ago. well 20 min later Rob comes out being ushered by Security into a bleepin RESERVED elevator. well he's about to walk in when his friend called his name and he stopped to his friend and then his friend bleepin INTRODUCED us, we chatted and took a bleepin PICTURE. love of my life. gorgeousness, he said he wanted to meet me again sometime, were totally in love

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ps SHOUTOUT gracie i bleepin love you, rocker

You bleepin rock, modern medicine!

This girl D'zhana (dope name) lived for FOUR MONTHS without a heart! 118 days bro. (new word of the week-bro) She had a artificial heart attatched to her because she had been waiting for a transplant.



more info here too: IM ALIVE!

Jock

New song of week

So here is some more proof I have been going to the gym a whole lot. My new favorite song first reached me from those upstairs speakers.

T-pain Ft. Lil' Wayne


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Speakin Of Watchin Out

You guys, I have been BULKIN UP. I mean look at me kids! Yes the gym actually works, getting pretty bleepin strong. If any of you guys don't believe me I challenge you to a fight because maybe I can smack some information into your brains. Sike I do not believe in violence.
But believe me. PLEASE

Jock

Me when i was 5

Yes I was pretty good.. Then I got in a bleepin car accident. Changed a lot of things about me










BONSCTT
gigglez gotcha
This lady's name is Milan and she is five. She trains at Triple Threat. So you better watchout for her and train a Triple Threat and then maybe yuo can learn to dribble like one bleepin ball.

Jock

A couple pictures of my boyfriend

Tomorrow me and Robbaby (our little pet names) are going to the bahamas for our secret get away. We are going to bring his copy of twilight (the movie) and just stare into each others eyes and occasionally watch the movie. And then we'll give each other a bunch of bleepin crooked smiles because we are good at that.
Alright off to go pack my bags (gunna add a lil somethin special for Robbaby)
Jock

OH GOD GUYS IM SO SO SORRY

For not posting lyke AT ALL this week
anyways furst things first

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESSIE!!!

Jock

Sorry Guyz

I felt like should post something no matter how short it'll be. We haven't been up to postin speed cuz weve been working like horses on Natural Resource Map and other various bleep. Next week will be dope

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Finally

I just finished coloring and drawing all my resources on to my natural resource map. I have been doing it this whole bleepin day, and I still have to decide on my final energy write a paragraph and the bleepin longest bibliography ever. I hate this project. Also it's really hard to color large areas with color pencils, I advise against it. 1st cuz the coloring doesn't come out even and there are a lot of little white blotches. 2nd cuz you have to re-sharpen it every 5 seconds, cuz it always gets really dull really fast. my hand hurts from coloring the ocean.

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note: yesterday we posted 26 bleepin posts, woah

OH-FISH-ALY

Emailed Buck, my close friend, to talk about our blog on his Vlog. Bleeeeeeeep, everyone get pumped because these small-town hick girl cowboys are becomin superstars!


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Almost forgot

to tell you that the smoothie I made earlier today was bleepin DELICIOUS. If you would like to make one heres the recipe.

Handful big ice cubes

Handful (a little less) frozen blueberries

A LOT of frozen raspberries

4 big scoops Vanilla Ice cream

Cran Grape Juice

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Frekin Weird

The cast of Twilight are kinda bleepin weirdos.

1) look at Kristens HAIR what the bleep is going on?

2)why why why is rob sittin like that its like... just really weird like a weird little turtle creepy child

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Here's something that I have no doubt everyone will want to buy

Among several several SEVERAL obama things that are  for sale they have now made a super obama video game. so you can all have loads of bleepin fun interacting with your favorite superhero, superman, no barack obama. i bet it will be sold out in the first day, a video game wow. hmmm i would keep walking myself into the wall over and over and over sounds like fun! gigglezzzzzzzz

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Fool Proof

Here is a tip suggested for not becoming a fat bleep over these food filled holidays. There is no bonscting here you should sniff some Peppermint before eatin or whenever during the day. It is bleepin proven that all those smart people out there who sniff PEPPERMINT eat 23% less calories a week. Don't believe me?! check it

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more fyi

this is the Abercrombie model Jamare who I said was perfect for my coach Erin, just in case you were curious. if you know Erin then you know they are bleepin soulmates. their looks just mesh.

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ps are his eyes open or closed I can't bleepin tell

Ive got

some really big plans for tomorrow!!! nothing your doing will ever bleepin top it. Im going to Morocco

 bonsct im only going in my mind. cuz im gonna do my country project tomorrow and Ill be learning so many [unnessecary}things bout it so I'll basically be bleepin there. then im gonna finish that do my other homework, visit some more africa while I read Things Fall Apart. then do some math and other shiz. maybe take my christmas pics play some tennis(see the hottie) I don't even know if I can fit that all in one day

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ChCHhhCHeck it out

These are some pictures of the cast of the upcoming movie TWILIGHT. they are very mm sexy and bleepin gorgeous. and I can't wait for the movie!!!!! one bad thing jacob looks bleepin retarded, just sayin.

Check it

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Just Them Siblings

At BDAY Dinner

UPDATE

about the Flour Bombs!!
Here is Samantha Ronsons Buh-Log
She speaks her mind gurl-friend

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One Of The More Interesting Things That Happened This Weekend

Were getting a new toaster oven SLASH toaster. Yes mam it is double bleepin trouble. HOLY MOLY featured by Wolfgang Puck. Boy am I fan. I mean picture THIS: you really bleepin want a taquito sandwich i mean i love those and you dont want to waste energy becayuse that causes "global warming" so you dont want to heat up your whole oven so just put some bread in the toaster and some frozen taquitos in the oven part AND FABU FREKIN LOUS you got a delicious taquito sandwhich.
If you are thinking about getting one from this great post you can learn more from this video


p.s how hottttt is wolfgang!!?? and his name is so bleepin fiesty too i mean i wish i was in a dope wolf gang... *gigglez*

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Live

I will be writing this movie review while im watching  this bleepin amazing movie Shanghai knights. it was my dads choice. it's the sequel to the amazing movie that is Shanghai Noon. So this guy killed jackie chan's dad. and his sister is going after hom and the murderer is pretending to be good and he's saying that china is bad. Jackie chans(chon wayne)sister fell in love with Roy(Owen Wilson) and he fell in love with her at first sight! and the met a detective english man. everyone in this movie is bleepin ugly. yo yo yo my dad made cookies and I bleepin love him. except he's making crazy rules about who gets to choose their cookies, everyone in my family freaks out over food. not me though the only bleepin normal one. They are now lookin for a fancy seal, and there are real eyes inside the painting. and he found a secret room filled with gold. no joke. this is the bleepin loudest movie I've ever seen. with all the dope fight/karate scenes. the fire is movin its very suspicious. ME: " Turn it bleepin DOWN!!!" they are now stuck in a fire...and they got out, phew. My dad is now feeling very embarrassedwith his choice because this movie is very bleepin sexual... like VERY. ohhh nooo chon just betrayed roy and roy heard him, their friendship is definitely on the rocks, maybe even over. QUOTE OF THE DAY " You think you're so cool with your Kar-a-te  and child like reflexes." well they are friends cuz chon invitd like 20 girlzz to Roys room and they are having a pillow fight. but the girl he's in love with saw and she hates him now. now they are all captured. I don't really ant to keep blogin bout this so bye.

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Pj-ing it

UPDATE: UPDATE: UPDATE:

today I have been wearing my pajamas the whole bleepin day, and have not changed once. yep, i haven't been outside once. I spent my day doing various things like...

playing every board game imaginable

making a smoothie

bloggin

watchin top chef

and!!!! thats it.

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p.s. im going to go play SORRY now

Fires

I would really like to send out my regards to all those readers who are being affected by the bleepin killer fire. I am really sorry if any of you had to evacuate and leave your precious belongings behind, it must be a very traumatic time for you.

Jock

P.s I hope you have insurance

NOTE: go HERE for more coverage of fires

The Gym (aka **ll)

I really do not want to go to the bleepin gym. My legs hurt and im tired and i just really do not FEEL LIKE IT. I went yesterday and the day before that so does it really make sense that I should go again!? I think bleepin not. Well my mom says I have to go and get some excersise but I bet its because she thinks im dopin obese or something.
That boy is me except for I am 500lbs heavier

Jock

really??

On thursday we had an earthquake drill at my school. So I had PE at the time, and we had to drop and cover in the gym. So if it was a real earthquake everyone in the gym would be bleepin dead. This is because there are huge lights hanging on the ceiling and bleepin enormous speakers hanging and big basketball nets, they would all FALL while the earth was shaking, and I/everyone in my class would be DEAD. So after the drill I asked my teacher about it, and he said it was all about... LUCK. and he was being serious so if I were in gym my life would be up to... luck, sounds about right. No way to be safe just run around, and     HOPE that you don't get hit. not hide under a certain place, not go to a certain safer place, no um just pray that youre bleepin lucky. haha. So I asked another teacher cuzzz I needed to know the answer, so I could do more than bleepin wish to live. he said the SAME thing. incompetent losers.

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Brie Cheese

Is my bleepin savior in life.
I went to trader joes today and found this new one and bleep it is good.

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yum

My dad just asked me what i wanted for lunch, and since I don't feel well and don't want to bleepin eat, I asked for a smoothie. well he told me to do it myself, and Im going to. I wish I had a really good recipe though, that would bleepin rock. Im just going to mix every kind of fruit that we have frozen and unfrozen then put some juice and like vanilla ice cream in. sounds bleepin good. Except we have no ice cream, juice, and barely any fruit. I'll find a way.

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Another Song

Ive been jammin to is The Sound by Human Highway




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ick

after i ate breakfast this morning i have felt bleepin sick, like I will throw up momentarily. I had a quiche maybe it was bad. yay my weekends gonna be bleepin FUN. and I feel like i have a fever, someone bring me chicken soup for me, and cure me. please. well now I can just do my country report the whole bleepin weekend, so I'll finish, oh and I'll read the Fountain Head. anybody jealous?!?

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ps barf

Famous

So there is still time to get in guinness book of world records. There are a few special ways suggested by the experts to make it. They are all supposedly bleepin 'easy'. One of the ways is to have the largest DOG wedding. yep, with the most dogs ever in attendance. so if you think your dog is in love with another dog, then you better start sending out your invitations... to bleepin dogs not people. and it actually has to be offical with a preist or something. if you are thimking about doing this then, theres more info here. knock yourself out.

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NEW PHONE

Hey yall so i got Danielles (former shoutout reciever) old phone cause i paid her 40 dolla. Its bleepin cool and im really hoping to not drop this one in a pool. Its a sidekick id in case you were wondering. N.E.ways i need numbers so hit me up


P.s mines blue

Jock

If you want to throw flour bombs at the people who threw them first

Fine by me

Jock

Flour Bombs

So Lindsay + SAmantha Ronson were hittin up this dope club in Paris. Lindsey happened to be wearing a fur coat and activists threw flour bombs at her (mature). I think that people can believe whatever they want but you dont need to throw FLOUR BOMBS at someone if they do something you don't agree with. Kinda lame. Anyways Lindsay was lookin spiffy as bleep and her outfit was real cute.

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Song of da Week

Always On Time- Ja Rule ft. Ashanti

This song is so bleep and Ms. Dean plays it in art and it just gives me so much inspiration.



NOTE: this is the clean version but the explicit version is better but as mentioned before this blog is PG so obvi im not gunna put that bleep up here
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HAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPY BIRTHHDAYYAYAYAYYYY

you got a really dope booty and i love you






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that time again

you guys its winter time(ish) which means you should get into the season of all these bleepin great holidays around the corner{Like CHRISTMASS}. i started making my christmas list and it really gets me excited for it. I just have a word document and everytime Im on the computer and see something I like or bleepin love I put it on the list with the link so I can find it easily again yo. Currently i have 5 things on it cuz Im trying not to be greedy but by the time it rolls around Im gonna be fully prepared and know exactly what I want. so you should too, we keep you so updated. imagine if you didn't read our blog then you probss would have forgotten to write your list and when christmas/hannakuh/kwanza/bodhi day/day of sacrifice/ hajj/omisoka/amazake/ shabe-yalda/ 1000 lamp mandala/fesivus you'll be ready.   yep I think I covered about every christmas time holiday in exsistence these other ones might not get gifts but you can still make lists, whatever. you can make lists of things you have to do the next day, or things to buy/kill for the big feast, for example, you'll find a way.

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hilarious

my two favorite things on youtube are FRED and WHAT THE BUCK they are both weekly shows so you guys should defdefinitely follow if you don't already cuz theyre both bleepin hilarious chchchcheck it

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F.A.S

Foreign Accent Syndrome.. sounds like a bleepin joke right. Well it aint bonsct i swear. F.A.S is a rare syndrome that a couple dozen people have. It can be caused by a previous experience involving damaging your head because this syndrome/disease is basically a brain deformation. Personally I find it bleepin dope because one day you can be swedish and the other day you could be russian. Sometimes I pretend im British but my brother Sam (who is turning 15 tomorrow) always yells at me.
click here for intellectual video: HERE

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NOTE: I think this lady is lying because what the bleep you can't just start speakin another language

fyi

there is this site and you might have heard of it you might not have, but it has cool little accessories and little gadgets. and it bleepin rockssss.

Check it out: FRED FLARE

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ps the clothes aren't cute, in my opinion the accessories are the only thing worth lokkin at

I could kill you right now, if I felt like it.

Today I went to a bleepin self defense class, and with my new knowledge I could kill you or hospitalize you for three months so dont even think about trying something on me, cuz I will whip it out. Well my mom made me go and it was so bleeepin retardely AWKWARD cuz i was the only young person there, evryone else was bleepin old. well I learned pretty important bleep. and the teacher guy said that ears appearently rip off like paper. i don't know hes a tiny bit stronger than me. BUT next time you feel like ripping paper DONT, rip off a bleepin ear instead. Because according to him its the same thing, with maybe a different texture. I really want to try, can I borrow anyones??

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wanna be rich

Go to oaks christian cause 3 hottie celeb kidz go there. Bleepin great oppurtunities.

CUHLICK IT

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REALLY SAD

So in Nebraska their passing a new law where you can only "abandon children" which is like give you child up for adoption. But child is very unclear because it could mean younger than a teenager or could just mean younger than eighteen. So in the past couple of weeks in Nebraska there has been a flurry to literally abandon their children ranging from infants to eighteen year olds.

wanna read more on this bleepin issue cuhlick here

Jock

*BARF* ICKY

im sorry if you accuse me of not being open-minded or some bleep like that but the "pregnant man" is pregnant again and i do not find that too dope/cute/pimp. their children will probably be teased and overall i do not find his/her whole situation too appealing. I mean he/she goes woman/man/woman/man AGAIN. I would not like to get too detailed because i would like to keep this blog PG so if you would like to hear more you can go here:

puking...

Jock

HAHAHAHAHAH

Personally i think her laugh is bleepin hilarious

Jock

Congratz Kendra!

Kendra Wilkinson is offically getting married. I give her my bleepin blessing because she is my hero. SHE IS SO FUNNY IT IS RIDIC her laugh is so dope and yesterday at the gym with rose we were watching Girls Next Door and Kendra bleepin painted *** bleeps. And then the paint got stuck and she was trying to wash it off and lemme just tell you rose and i were *gigglez*-ing out the roof. She is also guest-starring on How I Met Your Mother, a really great show that I enjoy with my brother Isaiah. Obviously she is the next big star and get ready because this playmate is gunna become president I bet you. I mean, she's got my vote!

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Story of my life

So today I went paartying with all my girlzz on the tennis team and our bleepin amazin coach. So we went to lunch/snackish thing and we decided we were gonna play telephone, Erin (my coach) said "Omg a midget tried to holla at me." cuz shes bleepin mature but I love her!!! so appearently it was a true story... she was in target wearing a cute skirt(her words not mine) and someone behind her said"hey sexy" and she looked behind her and didn't see anyone there so she assumed that the guy said it and then kept walking "cuz that happens a lot to me" well anyway she turned back to her shopping and the voice said "down here beautiful" and she looked down and "screamed" hahahahh. Anyways she appearently had lunch with this man "because he was so funny" and then he asked for her # and she said, "I don't date little people" I love you ERIN well it was harmless cuz he thought she was the funniest person ever.well thats that. So we all were bleepin  lookin forward to walking past the Abercrombie store, for obvious reasons. So I swear the guy standing there was bleepin PERFECT for Erin, but she didn't want to meet him. So I basically decided to do it for her. His name was Jermare and he's 24, shes like 27. and I told him and he was like, "ooh really, well uh-uh" and well in the end erin wouldn't walk over and talk to the man, yo. But he and the woman model with him really liked me. They were like "you are so funny, I really like you. youre like the leader of this group. we chilled we laughed it was bomb. So then he asked me how tall she was, and I measured my hand to like the middle of his head, and he was like alright cool. And then I changed my mind and decided she would be like right at his abs, so I measured there instead, it was pretty bleepin nice. So Jamare and I will probsss be hangin out soon, bleepin jealous??

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SHOUT OUT

Nikiiii is the best person in the world, we bleepin love her!!!!! I don't know if we already had a shout out to her, but evenn if we did it doesn't matter cuzz shes so bleepin good she deserves like 500. peace/war

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ps my new favorite thing to do when people say peace and hold up a peace sign is to say war and hold up a W. copyrighted from Jocks mom. So next time someone says peace hold up a bleepin W

what you should add to your hanukkah list/christmas list

Um literally the bleepin coolest thing ever but dont get the bookshelf one because I'm getting that but I guess you could cause who can resist cause it is so damn dope. At urban for fifteen dolla. Check dat bleep out.

IPOD COVER


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90210

chchchchchcheck it 90210 was pretty bleepin good tonight. **SPOILERS** well I was gettin pretty annoyed kinda cuz it was like ; paybacks a bleep, karma, we cant keep us a secret, I need to be honest, I hate people who arent honest, what am I going to do blah. well all this whining was entertaining and i like the ryan-kimberly-kelly love triangle thing, it bleepin rockss. Well overall i thought the episode could have done better until the end, aaahahahahha it was so RIDIC. So annie and niaome were fighting and like crying shouting(bleepin etc.) when all the sudden this man comes up and is like"excuse me." and they are all bleepy and say who are you at the same time and then he says "Im the son of whatever their parents names are" and i freaked outt cuz Im in such suspense, took my breath away. 

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To live by

So I had to find a meaningful quotation for health class, and mine is so bleepin good I thought I'd share it with you. "To dream of the person you wish to be, is a waste of the person you are." just think bout that next time you hate yourself gigglzz just think about it whenever you need it. If you really enjoyed this post and need help with meaningfulness/happiness/love/life then you should bleepin chchcheck this out: Quotes to Live By.

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YO

Well I'd just like to say that I think I've bin(been but cooler)bloggin a bleepin lot. So I just went to my sisters pimp bball game and something RIDIC happened. The ref and the other coach got into a fight! yep, this one girl on the team had earrings in and she had tape around them, and the ref told her that she couldn't play cuzz it was a bleepin safety issue, which is true while she was playing she is definitely at a higher risk of DYING cuz the earrings would bleepin attack her. you tell em' ref. well... the coach didn't think so, so he was like no other people said it was fine, no way she can play, you dont know what your talking about (at this point the fight is really heated and they are shouting) So the ref is just bleepin lit. He goes on this rant, "Well im in the hall of fame of UCLA basketball, I know the rules take a rule book coach and look them up, I wear jewelry all the time but I take it off on the court for SAFETY cuz I'm smart. Go look up a rule book, someone needs to get this man a rule book." So someone gets him the rules and it is a rule so hes just lame. So then the parents want their daughter to play so they talk to the ref and hes like its saftey the rules you need to follow them!!! So then the girl sits out and the game goes on for a little while and then at half time something insane happens. The coach reaches into his jacket and pulls out a gun AND THEN BLEEPIN SHOOTS THE REF and he dies. So basically we just run the bleep outta there cuz there is a killer so I dont know what happened next. 

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** the shooting may or may not have happened**

I would just like to say

I refuse to make another bleepin post until my SUPPOSED partner blogs anything.


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The answer to many of your questions

Many of you have been asked/asked others the golden question:
What are you going to be when you grow up?

Well I got all the answers considering you want to be happy. If you dont want to be happy you can be A WORM TASTER WHICH IS A REAL JOB EWWW.
The top ten happiest jobs are as follows:
Clergy
Firefighter
Travel Agents
Architects
Special Ed. Teachers..yayy
Actors/Directors
Science Technicians
Miscellaneous mechanical and repairing occupations
Industrial Engineers
Airline Pilots

So i am officially going to be a special ed teacher.. bonsct. But not because it's a bad job, it just happens to not be my dopin passion. I am going to be a architect like Gunta (my architect). I encourage all of you who like science (or even don't like science!!.. what!?!?) to become science technicians because it is always good to bleepin challenge yourself. Firefighters is always a great option you would have really good karma cause you'd always be bleepin savin peoples lives. (if you were good) Also, if you are really passionate about your religion go be a clergy. I would bet on it that you would be happy, but I wouldn't ACTUALLY bet because clergy's dont bleepin believe in gambling obvi.
To get some more info about pimp jobz check dis bleep out.
HAPPY JOBS

Proof of a happy firefighter

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Announcment

Hey apearently there will be a special sneak peek of the Twilight movie on tonight during Heroes, if you don't already have reason to watch Heroes you bleepin do now. Its on NBC from 9-10. It'll be RIDIC.

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AHHH

There is a physcho-bleep on the loose that needs to go away. She is evil and sends people evil messages. I am trying to be like Howard Roark and forgive her/feel bad for her but it is dayum hard.

Just thought ya'll should know

Jock

Lindsay Lovelife

I was just makin' a little play on her last name (Lohan) for all ya'll to have a little fun. Anyways, Lindsay is finally speaking out about her dope long time lover, Samantha Ronson!!

"I think it's pretty obvious who I'm seeing," Lindsay told the magazine, which hits newsstands November 18. "I think it's no shock to anyone that it's been going on for quite some time... She's a wonderful person and I love her very much."

She is pimpin' mysterious about whether or not this is her first woman lover but you all can make your own guesses and I'm sure we'll find out soon because of course Lindsay loves bein in them bleepin tabloids.

Jock

Future

YAY my special 'friend' at the tennis club was there!!! lookin pretty gorgeous. So that means he wants to get married right, I mean most likely he read my plea to him on the blog and decided to come cuz he loves me. right?! well now all I have to do is talk to him, and find out his bleepin name, I bet its amazing. I'm so happy that he was there cuz I was lookin especially good and I bet you he noticed. jplay jplay but hopefully. mmm maybe on day when I get a bazillion times better we can hit together and then date then... Marry!! wow well i really need to talk to him first, Im going there everyday after school from now on, were bound to talk sometime.

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Scholastic Writing Award

The Fat Lady on the Plane
We shake and I gawk at the ripples in the fat lady jiggling next to me. To distract myself from the nausea taking over my stomach, I count them. Three, four, five… The plane shudders and I start over.
The pilots’ voice blares over the loudspeaker apologizing for the turbulence but yet again not giving us any notice on when the frightened babies will stop crying, the ripples on the lady will stop its jiggling, and the tight knot in my stomach will unravel, disentangle and release.
The passengers are locked in their seats. My stomach is locked in my throat. And my diary is locked with a key, sitting in my backpack.
I am breathing faster and faster and some might call it hyperventilating and now I’m hiccupping and now hopelessly I am trying not to let the tears stinging behind my eyes to give in, and stream down my blotchy face. The obnoxious seemingly five year old boy that is sitting behind me smirks, and even though I shouldn’t feel embarrassed because it seems like it would be embarrassing to just be him with his Pokémon cards and his extreme gelled up hair, my cheeks burn red and my stomach gives another lurch.
I haul out the baby blue diary with the big smiling cat on the front and search for the key, my fingers running along the crumbs and paper shreds on the bottom of my backpack until they reach a cool, hard metal. I pull it out and thrust the key into the tiny lock, looking around to make sure no-one is spying on me and my secret diary. The twenty year old lady sitting beside mom looks suspicious; however I need to release these thoughts that are smothering my mind and pour them out onto my paper, so I don’t have time for her. I shield my diary from her and every other busybody on the plane so only I can see it.
My hasty fifth grader handwriting independently scrawls across the sharp lines.
What happens if the plane crashes and we all fall and die and I never see mom or abba or Sam or Isaiah ever again even though I don’t like Sam or Isaiah. And what about that boy sitting behind me flying alone, even though he’s mean and he laughed at me I think his mom and dad would miss him. I’m scared. We are shaking more, diary. I’m really scared.
I lunge forward and the familiar taste of vomit stings the back of my throat. My stomach acid and the rubbery sandwich I devoured earlier on the plane are no longer in my stomach but unpleasantly settled on my lap and on the fat lady’s leg next to me; sickening both me and her. My tears and mucus are running together, drizzling down my cheeks and chin. Mom flings tissue after tissue to me, mopping up my eyes and nose and mouth.
It’s all going to be okay Ella. We are going to be fine. Almost home honey. Almost there.

K so thats what im enterin' for the Personal Memoir category
lemme know if you think its dope or not
thanks
jock

Honduras

Sorry I have not been blogging up to usual speed. I have been learning a lot about Honduras for Global Studies/Natural Resource Map purposes. Its bleepin boring. Honduras has a lot of dope mining going on which is gettin many environmentalists mad because they believe it is hurting the Earth. But honestly, it is the main way Honduras earns it's money and they would be disrupting many more lives immediately by disallowing/restraining mining options. Just thought ya'll should know about this global issue.

Jock


UPDATE: However I did make a lot of progress so that's pimp

winner

Thought I'd update ya'll on the best game ever, cuzz its the most fun one Ive ever played it's bleepin ridic. I played about 10 games of it today. It's called Sequence for Kids and it rocks. I would suggest immediately going out to the local board game store and pickin one up.

Please

Another Disney Channel SCANDAL. Bad girls, Vanessa Hudgens then Miley now Cheetah Girl Adrienne Bailon took naked pictures of herself and her laptop was appearently 'stolen' the pictures were posted then it was given 'back'. totally belivable. these girls are bleepin nasty.

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soon

Hey well at 3:15 I will be playing tennis, so... Tennis club hottie if you are reading this please come cuz  I want to see you boy. It'll make my day cuz you are bleepin perfect for me. K just wanted to make that update back to homework

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!!!

Oprah is considering retiring from her talk show! YES ITS TRUE! No bonscting here ya'll! Just heard it on the news. There are possible plans of retiring and starting her own network: OWN (Oprah Winfrey Network). Look here for updates on what this unpredictable and sassy bazillionare is going to do next.

^lookin good babe

Jock

Bleepin best thing i ever heard

i mean here hunny, i dont love your blog but i also dont read it, but its cute and silly and dumb but whatever i dont care your you and you do what makes you feel good, and if it means sayin bleeping more then you say anything else then go for it


-jackamocasanova9

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Circus

So today I went to the Circus Vargas (something like that) for my grandmas birthday and it twas bleepin lame. It was in this tent and it was small and the tricks were not ridic at all. Like I could probsss do all but 1, which was riding these motorcycles in a bleepin cage. oh yaeh and the trapeze. But other than thattt... The male cast was extremely flirty though which was hysterical cuzz they would walk by and touch your shoulder or nod in a flirtatious manner. The motorcycle guy had 'Scorpion" written on his helmet and I was sitting in the very front and I yelled Scorpion and he kept smiling and nodding at me, pretty entertaining. And funniest/grossest part well... the outfits were all pretty tight, especially the guys' pants, every single one of them, like EXTREMELY tight, bleep.

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ps I hate clowns nawt because theyre scary but cuz theyre retarded, and not bleepin funny whatsoever. 

New Word

We have a great new phrase for ya'll. here it  is...

RIDIC

ya it can be used in everyday sentences, in places that you would have used ridiculous, outrageous, insane, crazy, awesome. Its basically just a WAYY cooler synonym to be used in everyday sentences.

Example:

Dude, your jacket is ridic.   or     That song/chica is ridic.

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FINISHED NEW MOON

So I officially read twilight and new moon over the course of two days.
I have mixed feelings over Edward. But it doesn't matter because I am still in love with him 100% with those mixed feelings. Jacobs black silk hair is really weird and does not sound attractive. If someone would like to lend me Eclipse please feel free because I am at a bleepin loss currently. And not in a dope way.

Jock

So VC

TRICKED YOU not talking about Mac Vcing. I am talking about Vanessa Carlton ya'll. I was listening to some song and it reminded me of her and so I limewired her and she is so bleepin dope! If you guys feel like reminiscing on some girl pop/folky/nice stuff
Listen to:
A Thousand Miles (of course)
Ordinary Day
White Houses



Um ya so shes a bleepin chica

Jock

Itchy

So today was a pretty uneventful day and it kindof sucked. Minus the kindof plus really. I was feeling productive this morning so I decided to make some pimp Mrs. Fields cinnamon-sugar-butter cookies and I bleepin burnt half of them because I didn't read the directions right. Then I made an omelette and it was good I can't deny it. I went to the gym with Isaiah and my mom and I watched Demetrius's Saint Tropez 16 (on the mini tv in front of the treadmill) and I think that just means sweet sixteen for a guy and it was really cool because he got Missy Elliot, Flo Rida and Lil' Wayne to perform. Then that ended and it was bleepin dope and then E True Hollywood story: The Kardashian Family came on and I learned some straight up pimp facts about them. Like WHO KNEW Kourtney was the oldest!? Then my dad yelled at me for 95% of the rest of the day and I watched my mom try on Saint Johns suits at Nordstrom. Fuschia and leopard print were some of the nice color selections. Then we went to Anthropologie and that was the best part of my day because that place just smells like Christmas and there is nothing in there that isn't cute and one time I saw Karen from Mean Girls there. The End for now because it is dinner time and I am probably having the same thing I have had a bajillion times sounds bleepin great.


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Magic

This is a retarded prank pulled on Zac Efron and all these people are retarded but there is a point of watching 3:07 is amazing. shirtless and sexy watch

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The Freaky Woman

So this morning on the bus to school this crazy lady, Barbara Jean came onto the bus dressed in a princess gown. Everyone told the bus driver that this woman DID NOT GO TO OUR SCHOOL but they were in cahoots and paid no attention to the students. Personally I was glad for a change because I was tired of just listening to our bus driver sing gospel music everyday. Barbara Jean came and sat next to me because she told me that I looked like her cousins dog. Can you imagine how excited I was!? She proceeded to tell me that she had a whip in her sack and was going to whip all of us to death. But then she said she liked animals too much and got off the bus sobbing like a bleepin lamb.
The End

Story kindof based on a true thing
but just like .14 of it

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DUH

Stupid people dont prosper. In an effort to de-ant my bathroom my dad sprayed bleach all over the wall. So they are discolored and they have to be repainted now. Well my dads a really smart guy  but he makes some mistakes. yo

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Anyone cravin to watch some live puppies

http://cdn1.ustream.tv/swf/4/viewer.45.swf?cid=317016
Check that bleep out! So dope so dope


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Dilemma

Well I have a dilemma ya'll. What should I wear tomorrow for free dress? Its one of the more serious issues facing our nation. Not even Obama can solve it. This jean dress thats bleepin cool or something regular like a regular dress or jeans and shiz. help, world.

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currently Im leaning towards the pimpin jean dress

ANTS

This is the bleepin craziest thing / the most disgusting thing ever. So for the past week I have been finding ants in my bathroom like 15 a night. which was freaky and repulsive, but NOTHING compared to bleepin today. I open the door to my bathroom and there are like 50 bleeepin ants crawling up my wall!!! I was so scared that I called the cops, boncst I called my dad and he bleached them but they keep coming. HELP ME. PLEASe

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Shout out!!!!!!!

To Tiana
We love that you love our bleepin blog. Your so pimp. And our definite Favorite. Do we need a reason uhm no but heres one.

this pimp is a dopee.. she is pimpin and limpin and dopinn all the way to universal city

how about THATTTTTTT

quoted from our dopin fave

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New Word

Pretty much exclusive..
*GIGGLEz*- takes place of laffing

"Yesterday I was walking and I tripped."-Lulu
"GIGGLEZ!!"-Jocks


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New Words

Dope and Pimp


Both adj. Figure out how to use them yourself.

Jock


Note: im sorry guys I would just really like to apologize for my previous behavior. It was really rude and uncalled for I should have given you ways to use them.

Michael Crichton

Is dead. Age 66 the mastermind that wrote Jurassic Park as well as many other fan bleepin tastic masterpieces is gone. Forevever. Because of cancer.
I want all of you to think about someone you know that has passed away because of cancer, or if you don't know anyone you can just think of Michael. And now I would like to encourage all of you mini-scientists to go look for a cure because you are our future.

If you wish to speak your condolences for Michael or anyone else I'm sure they are reading this blog up from heaven. You can comment with all your feelings because the Jocks are here for you as always.

Jock

Stylista

So Michelle Obama was wearing a very interesting number last night. It was a red and black Narciso Rodriguez ugly piece of bleep. Honestly, I am not letting my politics interfere with my fashion sense it was just hideous and that is just what I think. It was not very flattering and when she first appeared my mom asked if she was pregnant. And my mom has very good eyesight because she just got new glasses with new lenses. The dress just really confuses me and it looks like someone took a red shawl and stapled it to some black dress straight down the front. It is awkwardly wrapped and makes her look like a highlighter and a lava lamp.

Please feel free to share your opinions about this ugly dress. Even if you like it, I want to hear why.

Jock

Funny

This is a bleepin funny video. The best part is the beginning. About the election and bleepin miley cyrus. Watch HERE

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STINGING MOUTH

So I would just like to let all of you guys bleepin know that the bottom of my mouth has like sixty million cuts in it probably caused by some man sneaking into my room and slicing through with a machete. But who did it doesn't matter because we should focus on how to cure it. So if any of you have any idea on how to do so please let me know and do not make me endure this everlasting pain.

Jock

The Sweetest Man Alive

Honestly, how can you not love him?
And if any of you guys are gunna say that the crowd was really rude shut da bleep up because if Obama had lost there would have been 20x more boos.

Jock

Desicion

Barack Obama,

I don't agree with you, on issues facing our nation. As a citizen of United States I have decided to respect the president. You have a rough and dauntless journey ahead of you, and I wish that you will have the best of luck with it. Hopefully you can help us all out, and put America back on it's feet.

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PROOF

Well here is proof for everyone who thinks that Obama is for gay marriage, he isn't. Just thought ya'll should be informed. Im not disrespecting at all, just stating cold hard facts.

Watch HERE.

Congrats

I put congrats instead of congratulations for personsal reasons.

Well Mr. Obama I'd like to say good luck and though I didn't want you to win, I can only hope that you do well in your position. I honestly hope you lead our country to greatness.

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note: recently the economy has been getting better, so while it gets better while he is in office remember that it isn't completely his doing.

just fyi

so everyone knows Obama does NOT support gay marriage and ya.

Also congratulations to Obama supporters because he is officially our new president.

Best/Worst

Update:

I told you a while ago that I had several favorite Jason Mraz songs. Well I have decided on one. Love for a Child listen here.

Now on much worse Jason and I had to divorce right after our wedding cuz apparently 31 year olds aren't bleepin allowed to married young teenagers. its just really sad, ive been sobbing. we were so in love and the government just took it away from us which was bleepin unfair. Im suggesting Prop 9 which allows people at any age to get married like even 2 and 50 year olds cuz you know if they're in love...

Well Im now free to marry the tennis hottie. YES the only bleepin good thing from this tragic divorce cuz this guy is probably only a year or two older than me.

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Well

So I have decided to play tennis at my club more often like way more bleepin often. Is this because I want to get better? not so much   Get in better shape? nope  Be a better competitor? no

No, its because there is a bleepin hottie at my club, and I want to look at him as much as I possibly can. The club shall remain nameless so none of you can go there and see him cuz he's MINE. BLEEPIN MINE. He and I will get married and have a way better wedding than all the ones Ive had with my current husband/soon to be ex.

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MRS.

Well I know you saw Jocks wedding already so I thought Id show you mine (plural)




I would like to let you all know that Im now a MRS. its crazy the ceremony was beautiful, and everything was bleepin perfect. We actually had several weddings cause there were so many different things I wanted to do, so we just did them all. Cuz my husband is bleepin rich. Most of them were pretty private but to all of you that did come, thanks for supporting me.

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