allll right

first:

a toque is a beanie or whatever

second my resolutions:

1) get myself a real good singing voice

2) learn to play piano

3) learn to play guitar

4) be like Howie roark aka not care what others think about me

5) find some more smart books such as idk... the Fountainhead?!?! i think im gonna read The Razors Edge

6)just be off the charts smart

7) to make this the most bleepin famous blog ever

8) meet a bunch of new peeps

9) aaaaand have THE greatest year ever, duh

i hop  lolol like ihop  you have a flippin rockin 2009

jock1thesewillallcometrue2

ps there is something else but im not gonna say it for fear of jinxing it, you know how it is

Rezolutionz

1. Find myself
2. JK
3. Be nice
4. Get some cuyte clothez
5. Be inspirational
6. Read the fountainhead 11089304 more times
7. Be friendly
8. Learn a language
9. Get rockband
10. Make a difference
11. Overcome any diseases that might come my way
12. Be smart


Well lemme know some of ya'lls resolutions

Chinghow
Jock

ps. chinghow=how canadians (more specifically torontons) say goodbye.. as jock1jock2 would know if she read ANY of my posts

p.p.s also if she read any of them she would know its not actually how they say goodbye, but I made it up

p.p.p.s I bet you she duznt even know what a toque is... lol

New Yeerz

Must admit, hasn't been the greatest new years so far tanight.
-Did a puzzle
-Went to the mall with my elders (grandparents)
-Came home
-Ate so bleepin much including meatballs and potatoes
-Heard my uncle try to talk like Borat
-Heard my uncle try to convince my cousin to talk like Borat
-Watched Juno!!!


JOCK

so

hey ya'll, I'd totally appreciate it if you started commenting more, cause honestly, it would rock out the heeezyyyyyyy.
so for instance, if any of you happened to watch the jake and amir vid (nutrition), you might want to comment on how you think of it...

hi-lar-i-ous


Jock-er

***CONTEST***

What is my mom's favorite song?

jock1jock2

Happy new years eve

so i just wanted to wish you a good year b4 i rush out the door to a ragin partyyy. i'll do it again tomorrow too for good measure.

soo today i went and got my bleepin rockin suede bootzz scotch guarded cuz i was told they are verrrry temperamental and easily stained aaaand you know... im gonna pick em up friday, excited much?

also i had fabulous chicken tacos in a lettuce cup cuz ima health nut and they were bleepin delish. ooh i also went to blockbuster and picked out some movies: miz pettigrew lives for a day, dark knight, house bunny, and my dad got eagle eye and he didn't b-lieve me when i told him its crazy stUUpid.

jock1imabusygirl2

fabu bleepin less

I just saw Benjamin Button and lemme tell ya'll it was amazin. I swear my eyes were wet the Entire time. I was just cryin and sobbing and sobbing and crying, yes it was that good.

also it was the longest bleepin movie iv'e ever senn in my entire life, about 2 hrs and 40 min.
So i wont tell you anything except it was a tragic *lol* love story. and they were so in love but they knew they couldn't be together forever cuz all that growing younger shiz.

go see it. aaand bring some tissue cuz there will be some blubbering

jock1moviecritic2


PS What the bleepin is chinghow??

1.Going to see

Marley And Me tonight.. Ya pretty much super excited. If I have a chance I'll let ya'll know how that went.

2.So just a quick smidgen of news, Madonna is havin a fling with a 20 year old porn star named Jesus. Madonna is fiddy (50).

3.I have to go showa now


p.s/4. Jock 1 Jock 2 I told you so. it is the best book in the whole entire world and its bleepin incredible and I think once I return to Los Anhheles I am going to read it for a third time.

Chinghow
Jock

mmm mmm mmm

the best part by far.

watch.

jock1 jock2

sorry i couldn't bring the video up here but it wont let me.

Nice Songs

That are good to fall asleep to

We Will Become Silhouettes- The Postal Service


All I Want Is You - The Sugarplum Fairies

	Sugarplum Fairies - All I Want Is You
	Found at bee mp3 search engine

Jock-sleeps-sometimes

Finished

So the reason I havent bin posting is because for the past coupla days is because all I have been doing is reading the Fountainhead and being bleepin SICK. so i finished and I've gotta say it was great. from now on im gonna be like Roark cuz i dont care what any of ya lozers think. pretty much. so i strongly recommend it to any of you with half a brain, and to any of you who have an interest in becoming smarter more able and knowledgeable. And don't read it to please me lol cuz then youll just be a rotten SECOND HAnder aka loser.

jock1akaroark2

UPDATE

bout the toques

I urban dictionaried them-


1.
toque
144 up, 8 down
the ultimate in high Canadian fashion. worn year round whether it's cold or warm outside. and yes it does get warm in Canada!
"I never leave the house without a nice toque on my head"
by k.david Sep 24, 2003 share this add comment


guess i'm pretty fashionable,roflmao

Chinghow
Jock

Something I Learned Today

/also new word of the day

Toque- pronounced tuke or phonetically took (not tuhk)

Meaning- Beanie

How I learned it- Asked if they had beenies at the store and male helper looked really confused. So I got confused. Inbar saved mine and his livez (before we committed suicide from confusion) cauz she said "she means a toque"

Thanks Inbar!

Chinghow
Jock

HAHAHAHAHAAH

http://www.jakeandamir.com/page/9 http://www.jakeandamir.com/page/9
http://www.jakeandamir.com/page/9
http://www.jakeandamir.com/page/9
http://www.jakeandamir.com/page/9
http://www.jakeandamir.com/page/9

or any page as a matter of fact because it is so SPANKIN FUNNY
litrlly

my fave is onpage 9 however and it is the last one called: Nutrition


Jock-is-laffing-

UPDATE:

I'm alive. And wondering if Jock1 Jock2 is, considering she's not really posting... Whatevs, maybe she found a sponge octopus and got grounded lol

Not gunna be able to post too much

Chinghow
Jock

B4 I G-O, go

New Word:
Spankin


Situation:
Faja is wearin' a beanie
Ella- Abba you look bald you need to pull it back like Isaiah and Sam do
I start fixin it myself
Ella- Oh but it kindof doesn't work cause I'm not sure but you might have a receding hairline
Faja- What about this?
Ella- Oh ya, thats better
Faja puts on his sunglasses inside the house
Faja- Well what about THIS?
Ella- Dood, you look spankin!


Jock(isspankin)

p.s not literally spankin like the new word spankin aka cooler than cool

Kay

Well just wanted to post one minimal minutes before the taxis a-r-r--i-v-e-d. Also, as you may have noticed while you are either sleeping in your bed or checkin our spankin blog, its 7:13. Aka the earliest I have woken up since the neandrathal age aka school.


Chinghow aka how the torontons say goodbye
Jock

p.s I made that word up

toronto

yep well thats where I'm going forever. Jk just until january 5th. I hate flying. Don't be surprised if you never see me again, because a. the plane crashed and I died or b. some terrorist blew up the plane



Jock(prettymuchdeadalready)

300

Just wanted to be the one to make the 300th post. haha beat you to it sorry.

er well i would say that this is a PRETTY historical moment for the blog, the bloggerz and the bleeepin fanzz.

g2g

jock13002

Hello

Nice to have you back.

So the other day aka Tuesday Night I curled my hair in these nice you know curlers and slept in them welll lemme tell you it is still curly. weird huh? cuz my hair never held curls b4 cuz it twas to heavy. times have changed. i love it so im gonna go ahead and curl my hair every night.  bonsct. but i do like it.

so what else what else

I just watched The Women and I would say it was mediocre minus the end which was bleepin hilar  ious. my dad my sister and i were bustin with gigglez-z-z

Im not gonna lie THe Fountain Head is becoming pretty good and semi-difficult to put down lol.

I drew a pic of an old man the other day aka yesterday and it bleepin rockz

Merry Christmas for the last time!

Jock1jcok2

Also,

Just some good country, real good ya'll.



p.s my brother can play this song on the guitar, I sing. *gigglez* jk. I don't actually sing.


'nuther good one.


Jock*isacountryfool

Just a bleepin great band

Simon & Garfunkel

Some faves include: Cecilia and The Only Living Boy In New York.



Jock

Cockroaches

Mmmmmmmm sound soooo good right now. ROFL, jk. WOW you know how one of our interests includes frying grasshoppers and then eating them?? Well first I must admit it was a joke...I know I'm sorry for lying but, yes it was a joke. This is just as bad though:
Anyways like a week ago Mina's at mah house just doin what she does. And I'm there sittin in the breakfast room and Mina says- "Ella come hhere I have sumting to show you!"
"Haha Ok Mina, I'm coming"
-So theres this freaky SMELL and she's unwrapping this lump of tissue.
"Looook at dees! So jyucky!!!!!"
"EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw, Mina!!! Why do you have this!!!??"
"My frend, frum guadalahara, she eeetz dis!"
"Oh god, ew no way, your joking!"
-So since I know all yall are so curious, she was unwrapping uhm fried cockroaches.
"Noo! She eeeet dems! Also, Dey get thees bugs they are lyke leetle ladybugz, ju know? But dey are all black"
"Like beatles?"
"Kind of, well dey are ALIVE! And they put dems into tortilla, ALIVE, Ella, ALIVE. And the bugs crawl up dere face and they pick them up and put thems back in their mouth!"
"So nasty"
"Iz Deesgusting! I know!!"


Jock-will never eat a cockroach

oh.. HEY

So I think I'm back (ungrounded)..
However don't have much time to buh-log.
N-e-ways, Heres the story bout my groundin', iz a great one.

Well about 2 months ago I found a sponge octopus in math class. Weird right? Well anyways just for kicks I decided to bring it home and came up with a brilliant idea to dip it in paint and have leetle mini octopus' on my wall. So I asked mi madre (ya i'm bilingual, its whatever) and she said well its not a big deal for me but you should ask your dad. Ok so if you know my dad its kindof a fact that he would definitly not ever in his whole life let me put up those stupid octupus'. Soo..uh I went UNDER and BEHIND my desk just to like test it out, ya know. And I expected no-one would evah see it, cause it was UNDER and BEHIND my desk. Well, like a week ago or whenever I first got grounded ma pop was workin in my room on door stoppers or something and uh happened to see the octupus...
So he intercoms me downstairs and says ELLA COME UPSTAIRS RIGHT NOW. Obvi, I'm in trouble ya'll. So I get upstairs and he starts yelling at me and asking my why I trashed the room and shtuff. So I start laughing because he was SO MAD over this one little yellow octopus. Well I guess that wasn't the best move on my part so he's just super pizzed to da max and says I'm grounded and my computer privledges are gone. Well THAT seemed a lil' excessive so uh when he went out to Pavilions I went on the computer (hehe..oops) and leave aim up by accident and he comes home and sees it and flips a bleep and thats when he used that big word called indefinitly.
But I'm BACK!

Jock=back

It's just soo much fun

blogging by MYSELF.

please get un-grounded cuz its annoying as bleep

jock1whereisjock2

ps i love christmas

MERRY CHRISTMAS

I would just like to inform everyone that this is the BEST bleepin Christmas EVER! ! ! ! ! !

Soo i got 2 pairs of BOOTS and fabulous jackets and reallly tight tights. I LOVE christmas Happy happy bday Jesus. lol

mmmmmmm you do not understand how flippin amazing these boots are

rock on

jock1merrymerry2

oh yeah

so um i lost my bleepin phone for the 500th time in my life. so if you are tryin to contact me it wont work. I swear it's bleepin HIDING. if anyone knows where it is please tell me , that would be grrrrreat.

anddddd i made GINGERBREAD HOUSES with my sisters today, it was a b-b-b-b-b-bb-b-bLAST

yours truly,

jock1jock2

Ima gonna go upstairs

So my dad can watch football in PEACE

also cuz my battery is almost out, drained.

you decide lolol

 thats it fo tonight

love you forever and um um um well i get quite nervous when i speak about my feelings umm forever

i hope thats ok

jock1jock2

New word

So  im always lookin for ways to shorten your speech and just overall simplify your liffeee. here's the latest addition

Ima

aka i'm a 

just works and totally FLOWS off the tongue.

ima ima ima ima ima ima ima ima ima ima ima 

try it, i dare you

jock1imableepinfabulous2

My life

So tomorrow is Christmas eve, as you might have guessed im slightly, just a tad, a smidgen bleepin EXCITED.

And just thought you should know that I have bean reading A  flippin'' LOT of The Fountainhead,    happy????!!? lol

Currently my father is shoutin at me Because he claims that he cant hear the tv. wellll sir, I was in this room FIRST playin my music aka my great mix!! anyway he comes in and turns on the tv so i cant really hear the song but I wasn't complainin and he tells me that he will take away my computer away ** I swear our Dad's are TWINZZ** if i didnt turn it down. so i decided to turn it down a notch. that was not enough, but he gonna deal. oh also he said " do you KNOW what would've happened to MEEEE if I spoke to MY dad like THAT???!!?!"  "no dad" then he shakes his head cuz you know ima dissapointment.

2 dayzz fools, i think you know what im talkin bout.

Jock1toobadimnotaboysoicouldpleasemyangrydad2

ps my typing has improved QUITE a bit since ive been bloggin

SORRY

For never posting but I'm grounded from da computer.. Ya its the bleepin stupidest flip ever. I swear, whaddableep. Well, I have a lot of stories ta tell ya'll when I get my computer back...
Also, can't say I know when that is considering my dad used a big word called: indefinetly.
Cool! He rox...
lol nAt

Goodbye for.. oh wait i d unno for how long OOPS
JOCK

So

I just had my 18th kid today. I cant believe it im going for 20. its just really exciting.

Actually it wasnt me it was this lady in Arkansas.     i don't have any kids. lol

so jock nice blogging lately... not.

jock1iaintgotanybabyz2

Hey

just felt like I should post something.

well Rob pattinson got his hair cut and he looks mmmm so good

5 days till Christmas, yess

soo

have a great day lol

jock1jock2

LOL

lololollololollloool.

just at 2:37

joxk1jock2

I'm so FREAKING

TIRED. uhm i never get enough sleep no matter how long I sleep. I always feel bleepin tired,   and its starting to get ANnoying as bleep. So Im gonna go to bed soon, just wanted to keep you posted.

jock1sleepin'''in2

Just A

Shoutout to my friend/fellow blogger (Jock 1 Jock2)
cause she got me the best bleeping present ever!
So ya'll know how I didn't win the baking basket....
She got me the Barefoot Contessa Back To Basics, PLUS a flippin cupcake decorator

Well I am going to go bake now
peas out
^(peas are food lolol)

Jock Focker
(I was thinkin bout meet the parents/fockers; nuthin inappropriate...ever)

Stew-pid

DISCLAIMER:

Anyone who playz this game is a big HuGe bleepin LOZER. thought you shuld know. 

so when the iraqi man threw his shoe at Prez Bush's head someone decided that would be really fun to do over and over and over again so he created a cool [except not cool] game where you throw the shoe at the prez'z head

jock1iwillneverthrowthosebleepinshoes2

Bleepin Excited for several reasons

#1 It is christmas break, and i dont have to study anything or even think about that stuff for 18!!!!!!!!!! glorious dayzzzzzz

#2 Im Hackin excited to listen to my greaaaat mix with 93 bleepin songs, thanks JOCk you rock bro and its loadin right now sooooo when its down im gonna jus rock outt

#3 Christmas is in ONE bleepin weeekj

rock on

jock1hackinpumped2

Ok fee-yooph

Well I found them. I was about to start crying, but incase you consider that overreacting, it wasn't overreacting. And, also please don't think that I am not a good finder because they were in some random bag that my grandparents use when they visit because it's roley (they are a little bit weak.. but not really... but really I just didn't want to hurt their feelings incase they are reading this out there in toronto) and they like going to farmers markets and whatnot.

K going to go watch the Victorias Secret Fashion Show.

Also quote of the day
Mom "Wow Usher is very smooth and attractive"
-commenting on his performance at the V.S.F.S

I'm OUT~
~~~Jock~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~lol

SO UH

Jock 1 Jock2 was uh wearing uh my boots yesterday. And I DONT BLEEPIN KNOW WHERE THEY ARE. And she wont respond to my flippin texts. And my boots are knew and i'd really like them back. So if ya'll know anything about them please feel free to let me know about this mystery. (she stole them I bet)

Peace out
Jock*wantsherboots..

UM WHAT?

This girl is so RIDICUOUSLY GOOD! LISTEN TO THIS GIRL SHE IS THE NEW BEYONCE EXCEPT FLIPPIN BETTER.
... I wish I was her


JoCk*isnotanewbetterbeyonce

Update: Her name is Maya Williams, keep that in mind ya'll I'm making a formal prediction of the future

i shuld be yawning A LOT

So this new study says that the reason you yawn is because your BRAIN is overheated... kinda like mine is now!!! um i have studied so much that my brain is so hot its gonna explode. yeah i stopped studying cuz i pretty much know it, all this math stuff, my brain is just completely FILLED with math but it all might burn so i better yawn

peace out

jock1ibleepinneedtoyawn2

There you go..

So scientists discovered 0ver 1,000 new spieces in one region. so when global warming is making all these animals become exctinct there are several more bein discovered... ever think about that????

didnt think so

jock1notbelievin2

Cry For Help

Well I really do not want to walk barney with Isaiah but he is forcing me to. So then I asked my mom to not make me go but she said "fine I'll go instead and you can make the meatloaf."
But I don't want to make the meatloaf!

What do I do ya'll???

Jock*doesnotwanttowalkbarneyormakemeatloaf

De-lish

I had some raw Kale salad 2nite and it was so bleepin delicious. apparently its insanely health so next time you see me im gonna be all fit and buff with ripplin muscles. its from whole foods yall should pick it up if you want to become a health nut like me. honestly though it was so fingerlicking good i thought i might cry 

jock1insanelyhealthy2

Thought I'd Share...

so the first is my bleepin favorite decoration, its this cute old granny. and the rest are pictures of my flippin cool Christmas tree its decorated galore and the lights are like beautiful starz in the sky

peace

love

christmas

jock1perfect tree despite a few huge holes2

just good stuff

yep im in love def

Jock + The Redwalls4ever

Rude people

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?rn=3906861&cl=11096193&ch=4226716&src=news

hm good thing he's not COOL. hate the shoe thrower freak.

Jock

Yahoo Answers

Is the best thing EVER. I swear if you are ever bored just go onto yahoo answers and answer a bunch of questions about bleepin anything. You get points!! And guess WHAT? If you give flippin great answers (as I tend to) and the asker assigns that you gave the best answer you win TEN points. Yep yep.

Well not to brag or anything but I have 223 points...
Whatevs no biggie

Jock*shouldbeatherapist

Tights

Got like 5 new pairs of tight tights yesterday. Yep but there for Hanukkah so I can't bleepin have them until december 22nd

10 more days...

Jock*hastightsandboots

ridiculous

well my yesterday morning was pretty ri bleepin diculous. So my mother walks in the room at like 9 am (waking me up) and says "hey Ella, want to come wrap presents on skid row with me" me: "um what? get out of my room (please) Im BLEEPIN tired" Her (not leaving): "hmm well I guess we can go at 9:30 then okay?" Me: "I'm not going" Mom: "well actually I wasn't asking you that much I was just trying to give you an option but you didn't choose the right one" me: "LET ME SLEEP"

...
9:30
Me (walking downstairs): "Hi Im not going" Her: "Why not HUNNY" Me: " I don't want to get shot" Her: Okay so we will leave at 10 okay? Me: Mom.. I'm not going Her: So you're REALLY going to make me go alone? REALLY? REALLY ELLA? Me: STOP GUILT-TRIPPIN ME
...
10:00
In The Car
Me: Can't believe you made me go...
10:30
In The Parking Lot
Mom: Okay well let me just call Lilian to see where the volunteers go

Walking Out Of The Car
Mom- on her blackberry looking for Lilians number
Me- playing Bob on my phone
Homeless people-sitting and looking at us

Mom (on the phone with Lilian) "so where do the volunteers go? Were here!"
(don't know exactly what Lilian said)
Mom: "hHhahahaa oh no! nooo, don't be sorry! Oh hahaha ok well next time then!"
Me: So um what?
Mom: Well turns out they didn't need anymore volunteers for today..
Me: This is bleepin ridiculous

Jock*thoughtitwasbleepinridiculous

For some odd reason

I do not have my Christmas tree. hmmmm why is that? well my mom went to visit her aunt today and she said we could go get it with my pa, well a few hours later i asked him and he said NO he wasnt going without my motha "its a bleepin family thing" minus the bleepin part. So i getting it tomorrow, or will i?? will my cousins have to be there too now????

blasphemy

jock1whatthebleep2

I was gonna title this something really witty but i forgot it

2nite is apparently going to b the years biggest full moon so if youre interested in that kinda thang then check it out... ill probably stare into the sky when im picking out my killa Christmas Tree.

jock1gotsomechristmasspirit2

Won A Bleepin

Digital camera. Cool. But I just wanted the cooking thing and I only put like one in the arts/camera basket. Not trying to act greedy or anything but I mean seriously I put like 30 tickets in the cooking one. Bailey if you would like to trade that would be fine with me. I guess I will go take some hot pix.

Peace Out
Jock*cannotappreciatehernewcam

Killa

I won a raffle today and it was a bleepin amazin moment. I got a pair of Hudson Jean Shorts and it rockzz. and they fit me perfectly the last time i won  raffle i was 5 and won a crazy cool Barbie... but this is just wayy better. they are killa* hot. im just so pumped

jock1winner2

*new word

g2g

Walk the dog who is no longer near DEATH.
aka other new thing- usin IM talk
(g2g, lol, lmao, rofl, flikns, slizn,wis, x, dkal, 4erd, 87yuth)

J0(k

New Hot Thingz

1. Ripped Tights

2.Spelling thingz with a "s" at the end with a "z"
aka "School suckz"

aka what not to do considering they are not even tights plus those aren't the right kind of material

also-they are hot pink


Jock

hey ya'll

sorry I was doing important stuff like texting people jokes and making art teacherz mixed cds. Whatevs.
So i was going to do my rising sign but then I got really confused because it said I was a Cancer, and I am definitly not a Cancer I am a ARIES god bleeepit.
Well anyways here are three dif. verzionz of my horoscope

Tech gadgets are on your mind -- maybe there's a new version of something you already know and love or maybe you've finally decided to jump into something totally new and exciting-hm wow freak

Loves adventure, very energetic
Inventive with lots of courage
confident and Enthusiastic
Sharp and quick-minded
Fiery and warm, passionate and expressive. Possessing a strong sense of urgency. -yep

Aries is ready for love and bleep even being very young, too young for the society to permit it, that’s why Aries usually has problems with parents in adolescence.-ina-bleepin-propriate


Jock*isableepiswear

Excuse me

jock can you please bleepin blog??

thanks

jock1doesalllllllthework2

and...

my rising sign

"With this Ascendant, you come across as secretive, powerful, dominating, enduring, intuitive, assertive, charismatic, magnetic, wilful, daring, clear-sighted, passionate, creative, independent, vigorous, generous, loyal, hard-working, persevering, indomitable, possessive, shrewd, stubborn, ambitious, instinctive, tenacious, *bleep*, sexy, proud, intense and competitive. But you may also be aggressive, destructive, stubborn, anxious, tyrannical, perverse, sadistic, violent, self-centered, complex, critical, cruel, nasty, jealous, calculating, vulnerable and dissembling."

jock1jock2

hahaha

this is the description of my moon sign, Moon in Leo

"As lunar Fire sign personalities, those with moon in Leo are magnanimous and passionate in the expression of their feelings. Unfortunately, Leo's tendency for exaggeration can lead to being what others may consider insincere. The excitement of a particular moment may cause them to sincerely and passionately say or do things that, unfortunately, may later be forgotten. Pride is their emotional downfall. They cannot separate emotions from ego. It is ego that prompts them to consciously or subconsciously dominate emotional relationships. Others can elicit their cooperation or obtain their positive response by applying subtle flattery, but absolutely nothing will be gained by backing them up against the wall and wounding their pride."

to find yours

ps aka

jock1dontbackmeupagainstawall2

Bleep

The new director for twilight has been announced... Chris Weitz. Well that is just awful because he did that Golden Compass and i bleepin SUCKED. if you butcher it i will find you. aka youre dead.

jock1whatonearth2

out

im gonna go shower cuz i have too, please dont hate me i blogged a flippin lot

aka ill miss you

aka pease

jock1imsosorry2

Winnerzz of the most annoying actors ever

ew ugly gross people

jock1jock2 aka goin for the original

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

ick ick barf barf scream barf ick disgusting

well i was searchin for pictures of Kate Hudson for a differen post when i came across this, she has not 5 but 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6!!!! 6 toes i want to threw up

jock1 5toes2

Changin it up AKA my favorite phrase eva''

Note: this^^^ is what came up when i typed in aka, just wanted to share.

If you just feel like bein cool as bleep a great way is to do things with youre words that nobody has ever heard. I like to say AKA [also known as] especially when it doesn't apply to the situation at all. like beginning a sentence wit it: "Aka do you know how to do the science homework." or its just an unexpected twist that will have people thinkin. aka i really hope you use it. aka lol.

jock1aka2

Dear Criminals... aka SUCKAZZ

Now police will have no trouble finding you if you leave a fingerprint. They can tell what drugs youve taken if youve ever handled explosives, fired a gun, and can even tell what dieseases you have, all that. good luck aka NOT really tryin to rob some place, youre basically already caught. lol losers

jock1criminalhater2

read more here

HEADACHE

MY HEAD IS POUNDING I SWEAR TO BLEEP. It is going to shatter/blow up pretty soon into some nice bloody chunks. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Yep its like beatings of pain in the middle-back area of my brain. Maybe im a mutant genious or something and im morphing. Well who knows. Ill let you know tomorrow if I feel any different.

Jock*is in pain

Laffy Taffy Ridz

Rids=Riddles

Q:What do you get when a dog walks across the sun?
A:A hotdog.

Q:What do you call a snail on a boat?
A: A Snailer.

Q:What's a baby's motto?
A:If you don't succeed cry cry again. (instead of try)

Q: What did Delaware?
A: A brand New Jersey
(wow definitly did not understand that, what the flip. try saying it outloud a couple times)

Q: How do you have a party in outer space?
A: You planet!
(bllllllleepin funny)

Why was the pig's face covered with ink?
  It had just come out of the pen


Jock*tellz hilarious jokes

Let the countdown begin!!!!!!

for christmas ya'll!! im so flippin excited its only 15 days away. what the bleep that is so soon. i cannot wait to be united with my boots and jacket and everything. im gettin my christmas tree this weekend and i get to choose it this year cuz my sissys and i always take turns cuz were fabulous children. well last year my sister chose to get a bleepin flocked [covered with fake white snow] last year and it was retarded. but this year its my turn so its gonna be big full and GREEN. im just hackin* excited. i have no idea when hannukah is so dont ask jock can post about that if she wants... this is such a diverse blog LOL. gonna eat go eat dinner now in the spirit of Top Chef cuz its on tonight.

peace

jock1christmock2

* new word yo 

GOT SOMETHING

I would like to say thank you to Katharine for getting me a wonderful secret santa gift of a $20 gift certificate to urban outfitters and a fancy hot coca mix shiz thing.

Ya rock, girl!

Jock*got some sick prezzes

bleepity bleep bleep

just wanted to post somethin

Jock

So

this nice girl is dealing with the stress that i am... see what it did to her???

Just thought some of you would like to know about this flippin week ahead of me. and sympathize.
Today:
Science test, volleyball quiz, math quiz
Tomorrow:
Spanish Test, English Vocab Quiz, History Quiz with flippin armenia
Wednesday:
Science Paper due, English Paper to write in-class

um it bleeps
The week after this I have exams, do you UNDERSTAND how much Bleepin studayin i will be doin over the course of 2 SMALL weeks... no i don't think you do.

jock1needastreessball...butnot reallycuzthose donthelp2

Oh no

Catherine Hardwicke director of Twilight will not be doing the next movie, New Moon. I thought she did a flippin great job, and i hope the new person doesn't mess it all up like Harry Potter ya'll that would be just too sad. Apparently she wasn't on good terms with producer from Summit entertainment so uhm i guess she was canned. mkaybe the newby will do even betta.
jock1jock2

WHat?!WHAT?!what??

President Barack obama is a smoker, fyi. Just thought everyone shuld know. just like Kristen the man is a bad influence but not just to Rob pattinson to our whole flippin country. He claims he has tried to quit several times...     or has he?? well the white house is smoke free so maybe he'll have to sneak some outside. hmmm

jock1 jock2

NOTE:

My dad is currently watching gospel ice-skating

yep yep thought you might want to know
what a flippin weird-o

Jock *did not inherit those genes

Too Cool 4 School

yep thats why im not doin my work ya'll. Just too cool. Anyways, instead of doing homework I was watching Step Bros with my pop. Very inapropro I suggest you do not watch it with a parent, grandparent, great grandparent, teacher, principle, grade leader, president, dog, etc. So we stopped watching it because we decided it was stupid (aka it was awkz as bleep). But before we turned it off Dale said the funniest thing I have ever heard.

Brennan: "some sort of mean joke I cannot recall"

Dale: "Wow that was a good one, last time I heard that I fell off my dinosaur."

LOLLOLlololollooolollololo

Jock *is still loling*

EW

Well not only was she smokin some illegal substances Kristen Stewart was smokin cigarettes as well. Rob she is a flippin BAD influence.

jock1jock2

Nuther Fabulos Movivi

The Waitress! I bleepin love this movie, and if for some reason you have not seen it you probs should go out and buy it right about flippin NOW. I really want to make all those delicious lookin pies. And I love the parts where she envisions pies, and joe i love him, cutest old man ever. I actually cried.

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Nastaytay

bruise on my knee and it hurts so flippin bad, it also has this large scratch next to it. This is because I was tripped probably cuz the person was jealous of this blog, and my cool vocab. Well we were all runnin across the room in the dance studio so the floor was bleepin smooth. So some mystery lady tripped me as i was runnin back, and i fell and my knee rubbed across the floor so i got a hardwood floor burn and the impact of the fall created this nastaytay purple green yellow ish bruise.   It hurts SO bleepin bad. 

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**note: I was going to put a picture of a bruise but I didn't cuz I googled 'bruise' and I almost threw up. If you want knock yourself out with this flippin DISGUSTIN stuff

Mr. Frank

Sinatra is the new singer of the week. Just to get ya'll in the christmas spirit, ya know, cause he sings that kind of bleep. My number one favorite of his is You Make Me Feel So Young. Which is also in Elf (my favorite movie obvi). I also like I Get A Kick Out Of You. It is flippin good, trust me.
Note: He is also a flippin r-e-b-e-l



Jock + Frank

m0vi333!!

Last night I saw Miss Pettigrew Lives For A Day, and I flippin loved it! Delysia is adorable and clueless and sometimes I wish I was like her. The movie was so cute I can't even handle it! My favorite part includes that this beautiful man was in it: Lee Pace
**Ignore woman beside him


And this hottie is Tom Wayne, were in love too!
Anyways, see this movie ya'll, its dang good


Jock- loves tom and lee

Hate HATE HATEEE

I hate studying/studayin SO much, So far Ive only studied fo' a tiny bit for my Science Test done my history HW and studied for the history quiz    and YES i totally agree Armenia is the flippin STUPIDEST country cuz its soo small and looks just like everything next to it. I dont know studyin just really bores me and i get really distracted, this post is a flippin example cuz I shuld NOT be postin I shouldn't ahh Im gonna lock my computer in a safe that is hooked up to bomb. Anyone know where I can purchase I giant safe and a bomb?  just askin

jock1needabomb2

shoutoutshoutout

Alright we'd like to holler at our homegirl Chelsea (our art teach) shes flippin great and we like to talk to her about gossip cause she's like god cause she knows bleepin everything.
Love ya babay

Jock <3 Chels

Nuther two Words Of The Week

Well the first one is a great time-saver to all you guys in a rush. Instead of typing out another ya'll can just skip the "a" and replace the o with a "u" so just write "nuther".
1. Mom can I have nuther cookie!??!?!-Isaiah
2. Isaiah why do you want nuther cookie your flippin' fat-Jock

Second word is holler. Pretty self-explanitory

1. Holler at me!!!-boys
2. Alright maybe ill holler I have to think about it-Jock

Jock got Voc(ab)

Flippin' Armenia

SO on tuesday along with a zillion other tests/races/quizzes/exams/triathalons I have a global studies quiz where I have to label all these blank flippin countries with their flippin names!! What the bleep, I know. Well anyways, thanks Ellen for choosin Armenia considering its the smallest country I have ever seen/not seen because its so small. If any of you out there have some good ways to rememeber Armenia on a blank map just holler at me.

Um ya just try and locate it. I bet you cant.


Jock-doesnt know how to find flippin armenia!!!

Bootz!!

Officialally back from Barneys and other errands. Bought the bleepin cutest boots ever for a great deal ya'll. They were previously um 670 dollars and I got them for lots less. Like LOTS less I swear. Anyways I have been busy stompin around my house in them to break em' in cause its nessecary.


p.s they are N.D.C Made by Hand if you were jw

Peace broz
Jock -has new boots that are n.d.c made by hand

Another New Word

Flippin

This is a synonym of Bleepin, if you don't feel comfortable using bleepin then flippin is the perfect solution.

That man is flippin stupid.

I want these boots soo flippin bad!

jock1 flippin jock2

PS

if any of you know how to make collages like this where some of the stuff is see through let me know cuz i love it and I wanna learn.

I'm out

jock1jock2

Problem

Even though i said that I would be Studayin I havent started yet. So I better stop slackin. If i don't my grades will suffer. I will Bite you.... sorry i just lost my temper there. ok well there you go Jock a blogged like a bleeper. its your turn bring it on. war[im making a W with my fingers now]

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So Nice! Im gonna do this

These mysterious 'Secret Santas' are going around and giving $100 to people in need, they tell them to do something nice for someone else. Im gonna start a company and do that but with $20 and Im gonna have a big company/club. If you take this idea I will freakin KILL YOU. it is mine. cuz im gonna be a really nice giver lady. peace

read more here.

jock1giver2

Phrase of the Month

"Forget the halls, deck yourself out."

Zappos.com

ok I will! im gonna deck My self out with fabulous clothes and boots.

jock1 ok2

In love

with a jacket and some boots... yesterday I did some shoppin with my beautiful mom, and I found some items and it was love @ first bleepin sight. The first was this freakin gorgeous leather jacket and it was perfect, made for me. And I found the most perfect boots in the world and I really just really bleepin WANT them. they complete me, Im going to put my Christmas list in order now of how bad I want each thing. #1 is gonna be the fierce boots, #2 the jacket,#3 these flippin amazin booties.

jock1socks2

Bleepin Intense

This morning I went to my little sissys soccer game and it was bleepin intense. All these little 8-9 year olds runnin around fightin for the ball in the playoffs. Well she lost and I cried so hard.* Well towards the end one girl got knocked down and then her heart wasn't beating aand the ambulance had to come, I hope shes ok.* Then David Beckham came to support the soccer and I talked to him for like 45 min, he gave me his #.* Also this one girl ran to get the ball and she started flying, it was insane.* It was such a weird day. So now Im home and I feel like  will throw-up momentarily, bleh. I just threw up.* I havent started studsyin yet so it's kinda bad but i can't study in this condition, they should push back the exams for me.

jock1barfing2

* this most likely didn't happen

New Word

Studaying
This is what I'll be doing all bleepin Weekend. It means to study for an entire day. Cuz I have exams and like 20 test next week.
jock1jock2

FINALLY

Spendin that 5 billion dollar** gift certif i have to Barneys.


**Bonsct its $150

Ill tell ya'll how it goes l8er.
Jock(is not a rock)

p.s JOCK 1 JOCK 2 IS SO LAME AND NEVER POSTS. HONESTLY I SHOULD JUST OWN THIS BLOG.

Rockin'''

If any of you are interested in food or chefs or just bleepin great T.V then I got the perfect thing fo you. Top Chef!!!! on bravo @ 7 on wed. it's pretty much the best reality show Ive ever seen in my long long life. they make good food and they're really sassy. my favorite part is the Quickfire when the chefs have to WHIP up somethin great in 30 min. In the on I just watched they had to do a live t.v segment and the winners went on the bleepin today show. intriuged, yet????? i honestly don't see how you couldn't be.

go watch

jock1+1=jock2

ps the host padma lakshmi is a fox.   [in the sexy-sense]

bad

I have so much homework it should be ILLEGAL so I will not have time to bleepin blog.

jock1 [disc]jock[ey]2

ps I won two awards suckazz I have 3 plaques in my collection now.

i won one for Captain

and the coach's award cuz Erin likes me best and I rock

Smorez

Are a great way to brighten up your day when you are feelin low and stressed with homework because your history teacher assigned you 7 bleepin questions instead of the customary 2-4. Anyways, here is my recipe

2 honey graham crackers
2 pieces of Trader Joes milk chocolate chocolate
1 Marshmellow

Roast your marshmellow over fire stove thing until its how you like it. I like getting it on fire and then blowing it out cause im kinda rebellious.. i guess. Place your chocolate on one piece of cracker and put your marshmellow on top of it and put the other graham cracker on top and then get that scewer out of there.

Enjoy!!!

Jock [luvz chock]olate

Already thinkin'

bout what Im gunna wear Friday considering its Fabulous Free-dress First Friday-of the month Friday!!! Probably going to be something yellow considering yellow is expected to be the new it color of 2009 and I dont like to procrastinate. Well anyways, yellow was chosen because it is upbeat, sunny, and cheery, things we are in "dire need of right now" - Leatrice Eiseman

Basically this color is hot and sassy.

Jockotastic

Bad Influence

giggleeeeeeez ya dont think Mr. Pattinson is going to like Kirsten anymore (not that he ever did) because she is a bleepin bad influence and that doesn't roll with him.- Direct quote** Kirsten Stewart was photographed in front of her LA pad smoking marjiuana. What a dopehead. (literally too hahahahahaahah). I am not going to post these inappropriate pix but if you would like to see them click here: bad Kirsten


**quote from me

peace bros
Jock

Yep So

its official, my computer is a total piece of bleep, the volume is refusing to work

Jock(er) lol NOT

The Killers

Have made a comeback but not with anything new I was just listening to them again and decided what the bleep they are not pozerz i love them!

Fave Song: All These Things That I've Done
pretty bleepin good because they have that whole "I got soul but I'm not a soldier" shtuff

Another One: Mr. Brightside
yep dont hate its good and you know it



Jockckckck

Frequently

I dress-up in this sexy outfit and dance.

it's my alter-ego

jock1 jock2rocker3punk4

Sometimes

my name is Monica and I can do nice dances.



Jawk

Adam Sandler aka

Hot Hardcore Roqstar.



Just for all you jew's out there
Peace Love And Matzah

Jock

ShowtOwt

Gracie B******************************** #4239408

That girl is bleepin fine. She made Genny and Lili a scavenger hunt just for fun!!! And she is so organized and she made a snow village at her house. I aspire to be like her often.

She also has nice-colored hair and I am about to sign onto aim to send her my powerpoint Hanukkah list.

Jock

Even Though

Jock 1 jock 2 is a crazy professional dancer, I am not. Anyone willing to teach me Beyonces dance call me up yo.

Note: If any of you would like to get Beyonce herself to teach me I wouldn't mind

Peace dancer-broze
Jock

freakin adors

A nine year old boy wrote a book on how to talk to girls and hes just so sweet.    A bleepin book at the at 9. hardcore playa'. I'm gonna write a book one of these days: maybe he could write on bout that. 

some important things from the book:

1) SAy hi, if you do you're off to a good start

2)comb your hair

3)don't wear sweats

4) Pretty girls are like cars that need a lotta oil

5) Beware! of the pretty ones are sometimes cold hearted, choose a regular one

boy genius

read more here

jock1 jock jock jock2

Insane

i can do this

jock1 jock2

Go buy some red... or not

If you are interested in attracting some bleepin men-folk then I suggest you should go buy some red clothes. If you think men are bleepin replusive then buy some green or brown or something I dont care. It is scientifically proven that men are more attracted that men are more attracted to women wearing RED than any other color in the entire rainbow and beyond.

check it.

im gonna go watch the best show EVER now AKA   HEROES.

and I made seven layer bars tonite from scratch, cuz Im sweet

Shoutout!!!!!! to KIKI cuz she found my phone

jock1 rocker2

ps heroes rocks

rock on

Rap

yep pretty bleep

im out
Jawk

Quote of the Day/week/forever

"One is black, one wears fur, and one has a ponytail, so you can tell they're bad guys."

- Michael Buckley What the Buck

lololololololololololooloolooooollllloloolooolol

jock1jock2

check out the rest HERE

Rockin

Today in a bit after 1 oclock i was sittin in my sistas room readin a great book, and all the sudden The room was shakin. It was only for 5 seconds but i was bleepin scared cuz my school just told us that a huge earthquake was comin and a lot of people are gonna die. But it didn't really feel like a complete Quake cuz it felt more like something huge hit my house like a boom not shake. I was just doin    some research and found out it was a bleepin Sonic Boom from the Space Shuttle Endeavor. Im happy to know that my life wasn't in danger, cuz I won't be able to blog any more and I honestly Dont konw WHAT i would do... Well conclusion: Sonic Booms rock. just a really cool expierence.

jock1 jock2

Have you ever asked yourself

Dear God, what is Britney wearing?!?!?!?!!?
Well if you click this, your question will be answered!


Jock

Blink 182

Aka my favorite band no questions asked. I have been a big fan of blink 182 ever since I was a wee rebellious second grader that was the best at kickball. My brothers showed me them and I was bleepin hooked they are SO GOOD. My favorite songs include: Always (SO GOOD I CANT EVEN HANDLE IT MAKES ME WANT TO CRY), I Miss You (same as bee4), First Date, What's My Age Again?, Anthem, Adam's Song...
The list goes on and on, I swear.
But, like most bands, they broke up, and my heart broke with them. Not really though because they weren't producin' too much at the time.
Here is Always:



Jock

MY COMPUTER

IS SO SLOW.
If any of you would like more posts you could get me a macbook or somethin small like that.

Jock

Go Look!!

So tonight Sun Nov 30 if you go outside and look up at the bleepin beautiful moon you'll see something pretty cool. Apparently the two really bright stars next to the moon are Jupiter and Venus; according to my cool Grandpa. So go outside and enjoy the wonders of the world... no need to thank me.

jock1jock2

i can see it right now at 5:30 pm

Today was frustrating

because I had to take bleepin christmas pictures. my mom shot my sisters and I several times in a variety of exotic places in my backyard. some were on a bench on the porch, some next to the roses, some by the frontdoor, some by the bleepin back door, and some by these lovely green trees. we all looked bleepin gorgeous in our dresses and beautiful smiles. well it took all of 2 and 1/2 hours, to snap a pic that we all looked nice in. don't get me wrong I loved my mom yelling at me and fixing my hair in between every other shot. without her I wouldn't look half as good, so im thankful. My dress was black with a bow at the waist and the skirt was puffy, i looked hot. my sisters dresses didn't fit so the had to clip them with huge clips in the back... inconspicuous. theres my saturday for ya.

jock1 jock2

Scary

This week a bunch of terrorists went to 5 star touristy hotels in Mumbai, India. And other various places in India. At the hotels they were looking for people with American and British passports. First they shot a bunch and people were killed *im sorry I don't know the all the bleepin details* then they took hostages, from what I heard 5 americans were killed, that was a few days ago though... the terrorists had expensive weapons and roughly 30 of them held off 5000 indian police for 3 days. Our hearts go out to all the people who have died and suffered from this tragedy. if you want read more.

jock 1 jock2

Yesterday

The oldest human alive died November 27. She was born in april of 1893 aka she was 115 bleepin years old. Her name was Edna Parker. We will all miss her. Love that woman, she was a beauty. But I wish I could have talked to her like once, yo, cause then I could have learnt a lot of stuff because she has lived through so much.

Peace out
Jock

disgusting weirdest thing EVER

So Today (black friday) in Long Island all these aggressive human beings literally busted through WalMart (my fave shop) and knocked down a 34 year old worker.
And killed him.

If you wanna see more click here: walmart DEATH


Jock

Warning:

Ok so thanksgiving is all good except for the part where I am obese and eat everything. So watch out when I am around you because I might take a nice juicy bite out of you. (even though its not thanksgiving anymore)

So tell me ya'll, what did you give thanks for?

Jock

lay off me im starvin'

lollll lena showed me this whata bro- Jock

Thanksgivin

Happy thanksgivin everyone. I hope you get to eat a lot of bleepin great food. I'm going to my Aunts house which is an hour away and im gonna chow down there. And my family is really cool cuz we put a spin on a classic.     Instead of playin football like a lot peeps are going to today, were going to play kickball. I know this because my sister and my mom just told me to pack some bleepin kickball shoes, I'll just bring my tennis shoes. Im warning you that I won't be bloggin today cuz I wont be with my computer, and were allowed to take the holidays off.

jock1 jock2

ps I already know how to knit, sucka

K-nittin!

Yep, you read it right I am going to bleepin learn how to KNIT!! It is going to be a long and difficult process but I will come out a bigger and better and smarter (because I know how to knit) person. Gunna start with some scarves, you know, and then maybe move on to bigger things like ponchos, and sweatpants. Maybe I'll even make a matching poncho and sweatpants outfit. Blleeepin tight, bro. Anyways, first things first I need some knitting needles, then possible some thread unless i decide to just rip out some extra hair follicles. And then I'll beg my prodigy of a cuzin rose to teach me because she is a bleepin creative god.

Jock

I'm Sorry

Today my priorities have not been straight. Instead of bloggin I have been online shoppin/wishin and addin to my bleepin crazy Christmas list. In doing so I've neglected my blog, which is so unfair to our millions of fans. You should be happy for me though cuz my Christmas list is overflowin... I can't afford half of it during these bad times in the economy (or ever) but that's why it's called a wishlist, cuz you just wish you can get it. Also I be readin Twilight for the 500th time in my life, but it never gets old. Tomorrow will be better, hang in there, everything will be o.k. No need to panic. like this bleepin lady up there^

Jock1jock2

L-A-M-E

So 90210 isn't on tonight and that is just bleepin L-a-m-e. Why don't they just play it, it's just really bleepin stupid. I was excited fo' it cuz the end of last weeks was so suspenseful, but I guess not. CW has got t0 be jokin.

Jock1 Jock2

ps my parents are also being l-a-m-e

update: I love my parents

pps nice posts jock you've been up to a lot...not gigglez

just laughin a lot today, baby

lolllololololollloloool

so Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt just eloped this weekend in Cabo. bleepin rocks. The Hills is probs the stupidest thing ever,   just ever. So I'm glad these really important respected individuals have joined together. made for each other. this probably wasnt planned and knowing them there was probably NO bleepin money involved at all, how dare I even say such a thing.

stupid. such real people.

jock1 jock2

HAHAHAHHAHA mixed with LOLOLOLOLOLOL

When you laugh instead of making the noise 'haha' you should say 'lol' its just funnier that way. So the reason I was laughing... Kanye west was wearin a bleepin fur tail at the American Music Awards, style icon of the century. he's probably just trying to channel his fox self, cuz thats what all the ladies want to see these days, especially me.

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLolololol

"I said it more times cause its really funny"- Jock 1 JOck2



Bleepin great. WHY IS MICHAEL PHELPS SO GORGY?
Please, anyone who has the answer feel free to share

Anyways, this is a great kaboodle of athletes.
P.s Tony Hawks son totally knows my couzin (not rose tho)

alright thanks bros
Jock

p.s go buy guitar hero obvi!!!

Funny

this vid is really funny and needs to be bleepin shared

she should be in a effin glade commercial,   best part

Jock 1 Jock2

200

This is our bleepin 200th post, i cant bleepin believe it. We are serious hardcore bloggers and you guyz should feel lucky that you have us. Here is a sad story:

So yesterday my friends and I went to go see Twilight and we went to the theater and our seats weren't together and the guy told us we were in the wrong theater, so we went back to the ticket checker lady and she was like oh there is something weird with your tickets, but don't worry we'll be able to get you guyz in no problem. So then we go to guest services and uhm he like, Oh these tickets are for tomorrow.  so we asked if he could refund our tickets for a showing now and he checked and said everything was sold out till 11 oclock, bleep. it was very depressing, but its alright cuz were gonna see it today and it'll be even better cuz we've had to wait in so much anticipation. understandable mistake, so Im really excited for bleepin tonight.

jock 1 jock2

ps i saw quantum of solace instead and it was action packed impossible to understand since I didn't see the first one, but whatever my friday night ROCKED

Rocker

More on my love:

Rob is an amazing singer, and I have been listening to his tunes for hours now, and I can't bleepin stop. He has a really unique voice and he puts so much emotion in it. Rock on. If you don't like then what the bleep is wrong with you. I can't embed the vid cuz it's disabled but heres the link suckaz.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS1LYvA7F78&feature=related

Jock 1 jock2

Best Day of my entire bleepin LIFE

Yesterday was the most amazing ever. Because I MET Rob Pattinson!! this is a pic of me and my love. aahhhh it was the best. He was doing an interview with Ryan Seacrest(aka shortest man ever) and my friend Gracie who bleepin rocks, took me to see it. Her mom worked there so we were able to go inside the building and we waited by the elevator, in hopes that he would eventually come our way. Well there was this other man waiting there and we started talkin to him, and it turned out that he was friends with Rob and had done a movie with him few years ago. well 20 min later Rob comes out being ushered by Security into a bleepin RESERVED elevator. well he's about to walk in when his friend called his name and he stopped to his friend and then his friend bleepin INTRODUCED us, we chatted and took a bleepin PICTURE. love of my life. gorgeousness, he said he wanted to meet me again sometime, were totally in love

Jock1 jock2

ps SHOUTOUT gracie i bleepin love you, rocker

You bleepin rock, modern medicine!

This girl D'zhana (dope name) lived for FOUR MONTHS without a heart! 118 days bro. (new word of the week-bro) She had a artificial heart attatched to her because she had been waiting for a transplant.



more info here too: IM ALIVE!

Jock

New song of week

So here is some more proof I have been going to the gym a whole lot. My new favorite song first reached me from those upstairs speakers.

T-pain Ft. Lil' Wayne


Jock

Speakin Of Watchin Out

You guys, I have been BULKIN UP. I mean look at me kids! Yes the gym actually works, getting pretty bleepin strong. If any of you guys don't believe me I challenge you to a fight because maybe I can smack some information into your brains. Sike I do not believe in violence.
But believe me. PLEASE

Jock

Me when i was 5

Yes I was pretty good.. Then I got in a bleepin car accident. Changed a lot of things about me










BONSCTT
gigglez gotcha
This lady's name is Milan and she is five. She trains at Triple Threat. So you better watchout for her and train a Triple Threat and then maybe yuo can learn to dribble like one bleepin ball.

Jock

A couple pictures of my boyfriend

Tomorrow me and Robbaby (our little pet names) are going to the bahamas for our secret get away. We are going to bring his copy of twilight (the movie) and just stare into each others eyes and occasionally watch the movie. And then we'll give each other a bunch of bleepin crooked smiles because we are good at that.
Alright off to go pack my bags (gunna add a lil somethin special for Robbaby)
Jock

OH GOD GUYS IM SO SO SORRY

For not posting lyke AT ALL this week
anyways furst things first

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESSIE!!!

Jock

Sorry Guyz

I felt like should post something no matter how short it'll be. We haven't been up to postin speed cuz weve been working like horses on Natural Resource Map and other various bleep. Next week will be dope

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Finally

I just finished coloring and drawing all my resources on to my natural resource map. I have been doing it this whole bleepin day, and I still have to decide on my final energy write a paragraph and the bleepin longest bibliography ever. I hate this project. Also it's really hard to color large areas with color pencils, I advise against it. 1st cuz the coloring doesn't come out even and there are a lot of little white blotches. 2nd cuz you have to re-sharpen it every 5 seconds, cuz it always gets really dull really fast. my hand hurts from coloring the ocean.

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note: yesterday we posted 26 bleepin posts, woah