So this morning on the bus to school this crazy lady, Barbara Jean came onto the bus dressed in a princess gown. Everyone told the bus driver that this woman DID NOT GO TO OUR SCHOOL but they were in cahoots and paid no attention to the students. Personally I was glad for a change because I was tired of just listening to our bus driver sing gospel music everyday. Barbara Jean came and sat next to me because she told me that I looked like her cousins dog. Can you imagine how excited I was!? She proceeded to tell me that she had a whip in her sack and was going to whip all of us to death. But then she said she liked animals too much and got off the bus sobbing like a bleepin lamb.
The End
Story kindof based on a true thing
but just like .14 of it
Jock
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