Well

So I have decided to play tennis at my club more often like way more bleepin often. Is this because I want to get better? not so much   Get in better shape? nope  Be a better competitor? no

No, its because there is a bleepin hottie at my club, and I want to look at him as much as I possibly can. The club shall remain nameless so none of you can go there and see him cuz he's MINE. BLEEPIN MINE. He and I will get married and have a way better wedding than all the ones Ive had with my current husband/soon to be ex.

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