Story of my life

So today I went paartying with all my girlzz on the tennis team and our bleepin amazin coach. So we went to lunch/snackish thing and we decided we were gonna play telephone, Erin (my coach) said "Omg a midget tried to holla at me." cuz shes bleepin mature but I love her!!! so appearently it was a true story... she was in target wearing a cute skirt(her words not mine) and someone behind her said"hey sexy" and she looked behind her and didn't see anyone there so she assumed that the guy said it and then kept walking "cuz that happens a lot to me" well anyway she turned back to her shopping and the voice said "down here beautiful" and she looked down and "screamed" hahahahh. Anyways she appearently had lunch with this man "because he was so funny" and then he asked for her # and she said, "I don't date little people" I love you ERIN well it was harmless cuz he thought she was the funniest person ever.well thats that. So we all were bleepin  lookin forward to walking past the Abercrombie store, for obvious reasons. So I swear the guy standing there was bleepin PERFECT for Erin, but she didn't want to meet him. So I basically decided to do it for her. His name was Jermare and he's 24, shes like 27. and I told him and he was like, "ooh really, well uh-uh" and well in the end erin wouldn't walk over and talk to the man, yo. But he and the woman model with him really liked me. They were like "you are so funny, I really like you. youre like the leader of this group. we chilled we laughed it was bomb. So then he asked me how tall she was, and I measured my hand to like the middle of his head, and he was like alright cool. And then I changed my mind and decided she would be like right at his abs, so I measured there instead, it was pretty bleepin nice. So Jamare and I will probsss be hangin out soon, bleepin jealous??

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