Song of the Week

Bam Bam by Sister Nancy.

Im really feeling it right now.

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Im Sorry Too

To every blog reader out there because I have tricked you so many times about my bleepin costume but i actually know what im being now but i am not going to tell because it is a surprise. A pretty great bleepin surprise if you ask me.

Also I am not sorry to my teachers because they bleepin loved me.

Jock

Im Sorry.

Well Id just like to say I'm sorry to the teachers who gave me bleepin annoying comments on my report card.    Im really sorry that... youre bitter and chose to take it out on me a poor innocent student. Im guessing you were a weirdo in high school and since Im not you have decided to take it all out on me. You have stereotyped me and decided to take out all the anger you have about people who were mean to you in high school because for some reason I remind you of them. Rude bitter stereotyper. Im sorry that  you think its necessary to give me bad comments even when I get a bleepin good grade. Im just really sorry, please forgive me.

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Officially

Going to be a Cowgirl-type character. If any of you have any cowboy boots you could lend me that would rock.


Jock

HALLOWEEN

• Pendleton shirt over a white t-shirt or ribbed tank
• Baggy Dickies (khaki colored) held up with a black letter belt
• Nike Cortez or other old school sneakers
• Long, permed hair; tease up your bangs (the higher, the better; use AquaNet liberally)
• Dark makeup, heavy on the eyeliner and lipliner
• Gold script name on a necklace or a small cross
• The three dots or a tear drop
• Bonus: a new name (e.g., la Sad Girl, Smiley or Shy One)

Um hey guyz so this is JOCK here and i am trying to figure out my halloween costume for school and i thought that chola was SUCH A GOOD IDEA BUT THEN DANIELLE (what the bleep!!!?!?!DD#@$$$$$) is telling me not to..
What do all of you think
lemme know k??
i mean dusnt it sownd hot?

Jock

STUPID

Heroes is the best show ever. You bleepin haters are retarded. First of all jumping the shark is AN OPINION LOSER and a lot of people dont agree at all. Yes I will admit that last night episodes wasnt as good as Heroes has been, but it was more of a setting up episode than an action episode freak. And dammit if you dont watch the show you have no ABSOLUTELY NOO right to hate. Alejandro was killed in like two episodes so that changed  NOTHING. And he and Maya were just ways to get SYlar back into the show. YEah if you dont watch it then dont pretend to know like you know whats going on cuz you dont.  At least watch it if you really want to say you hate it.   Im just pissed.

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*******

There is just one school that i really dont like and it incorporates a lota mean people
and i just wanted to let everyone know

but there are def some exceptions because i have some love for some people out THERE

Jock

CRAP

CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP

WELL apparently the stock market SOARED like what.. EIGHT HUNDRED POINTS TODAY...
while it was down yesterday, AND the day before that, AND the day before that
I was planning on buying some NWL Rubbermaid today.. guess thats def not going to happen.

From someone with experience I will just let you know do not wait for tomorrow because it might suck poo.

Here is a great informational website:
http://finance.yahoo.com/

Jock

SUCKER

Just wanted to tell you guys that it is official that heroes is a bleepy show
: http://tv.yahoo.com/falltv/photos/jumped-the-shark/372
considering that it has JUMPED THE SHARK and for those of you that dont know what it means
it means it sucks
and the plotline is bad
if you are too lazy to go to the actual website here is the review:
"Heroes" was an instant hit back in the Fall of 2006, captivating fanboys as well as the general public with its ‘”Save the Cheerleader, Save the World” catchphrase that had everyone buzzing. But then something went terribly wrong, and Season 2 pretty much tanked from the start. The storylines were fractured, the heroes we cared about weren’t together onscreen enough, and we got a whole bunch of new characters we didn’t care about. The introduction of the terrible twosome (twins Maya and Alejandro) and their endless journey to get to the United States was when “Heroes” jumped the shark -- and even with Alejandro gone, we still have Maya around to remind us of a great show gone bad.


hm...

Jock

Beginnings of a cure?

Click HERE to read about the possible beginnings of a cure for cancer!

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High School Musical 3

Well this weekend I saw the best movie I have ever seen in my life High School Musical Senior Year!!!!!!!!!! HAha just kidding it was definitely NOT the best movie I had eve seen cuz it was high School musical, and it was pretty stupid. But its not like I went into the theater actually expecting it to be a good, deep romantic musical, duh. I expected a cheesy dumb movie with weird random songs that rhymed. And that was just what it was. they tried to add a lot of stuff and I kept thinking that it was the end but then it just kept going, and that happened like 5 bleepin times. So it was all about them saying goodbye to each other, troy deciding if he wanted to do basketball or theater in collage and it was so dramatic because he was so conflicted, and then the play they were doing. the play made it confusing cuz they had a prom in the play and then a real one and it was WeIrd. ok so the main things that bleepin annoyed me was Ashley tisdales brother ryan cuz hes so weird and his outfits were retarded and he was really ugly and washed out looking. Next Corbin blues legs were so wide and enormous, ew. Next the girl smart person, taylor is really stupid and ugly and her haircut was bleepin annoying. next Zac and Vanessa would not kiss it was so stupd like they were about o and the bell would ring or their friend would spring out of nowhere or it would start raining in the middle of a perfectly really bleepin sunny day. Yeah the kissed once, in the whole movie. Ok and the most annoying thing in the movie Gabriella would not call him troy during all their affectionate moments, she kept calling him WILDCAT it was the most retarded thing. She was like, "I love you," and I was like aw and it was sweet and I never thought that would be allowed in Disney but then she added those faithful words, "wildcat" Like " I love you WILDCAT" that is the stupidest shiz Ive ever heard. it just bothered me beyond words. One redeeming quality: Zac Efron is a hottie and he looked so bleepin good. Once he was turned around and he took his shirt off so you could see his tan muscular (but not too muscular) back and I was really happy cuz I thought he was gonna turn around but he didnt, I was pissed. Then there was another part where he was running around (very Across the Universe-esque) and bending on this pole like a stripper, and that was my favorite part. day-um he was hot. yeah well that was it and I dont think I said anything that would give the movie away if any of you are stupid and really care and didnt want to know.

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Woah

The trailers for Twilight keep getting better and freckin better. All you lame haters who havent even read them need to shut the bleep up. Cuz itd amazing and they have such good chemistry and its so intense. Aaah I can't wait. New sneak peek here.

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Amazing

 

I saw this in art today and I still couldnt get over it so I decided to share it with ya'll. This is all done with acrylic paint its a self portrait by Chuck Close of when he was much younger. To be able to do this would be crazy, I wish I could. How does someone paint like that Im seriously confused how is it possible? Well he has a really inspirational story cuz he was parlyzed and had to change his whole style of work, and still is bleepin amazing

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Im sorry Jennifer Hudson

OHhhhhhh My GODDDD. Jennifer Hudsons mom AND brother were shot to death yesterday. To see the whole story click here. Saddest thing ever, everyone should feel really bad and maybe should be expecting a nice soulfull song coming from her soon that will bring you to tears.


Jock

Sasha Fierce part 2

Sasha Fierce aka Beyonces new song is kinda weird and Im not liking it too much. Its called If I were a boy and the whole time shes dressed up like a cop and like trying to be a boy but then she like starts cheating on her loyal guy and hes all pissed and its weird I was so bleepin annoyed at her cuz she was being so spiteful and annoying. But in the end there was this weird transformation and it turns out Beyonce/Sasha was playin the boy and he was the cheater and she was the loyal one. Yeah so it was crazy and confusin cuz they like switched roles in the end. aaaahhh and I almost forgot the beginning was so bleepin stupidd cuz they were both standing there saying emotional words really dramatically like, 'honesty, intanmicy you me us.' and other weird shiz.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7x-UXjZpRM

SASHA FIERCE

So now apparently Beyonce would like to be called Sasha Fierce. So if you happen to run into her do not bleepin call her Beyonce because she will cut you. Im thinkin we should boycott her music because what the bleep is Beyonce without Beyonce!?@?!?@?!

http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/61803020

Jock

STUPIDEST THING EVER

http://videogames.yahoo.com/feature/online-divorcee-jailed-after-killing-virtual-hubby/1259111



Everyone read this what the hell. Both of these people are retarded why do they even play this online game they are in their forties. God these people are sTuPiD.

Jock

Nasty

Today I think I met someone who has never showered in their entire bleepin life. Let me tell ya'll it was bleepin nasty. I had to hold my breath when I was near him. On top of all that he was a jerk. Yeah so during my match I asked him for the lineup cuz it was my job to copy it all down, and he said *rudely* " Just one minute" well ten minutes later I asked him again and he annoyingly said "Well I just said I would get it" oh yeah while I was saying this I was bleepin holdin my breath or I would have fainted. So then another tan minutes goes by and my coach asks me where the lineup was and I didnt have it cuz the bleepin never showered jerk wouldnt bleepin hand it over, lozer. Then my coach tells him that I need it and he says, "Oh of course walk with me" well I didnt want to bleepin walk with him cuz he would probs rape me and also cuz he smelt so bad I wanted to BARF. But I walked behind him and held my bleepin breath and he gave it to me. hate him.

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ps I hate you fool

pps GO TAKE A BLEEPIN SHOWER FOOL

Cutest Boy Ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7O693mzp6M
For a good cause too



Jock

Hi guys
So I have a big secret
I used to be a boy back in sixth grade and i just wanted to share with ya'll the story of my sex change. I was born a bleeping boy but I was emotionally a girl. All the boys would make fun of my because i couldn't cut logs of wood as fast as them. It bleepin hurt. And so did my transformation. But the other people BLEEPIN making fun of me hurt more because your insides count a whole bleep more than your outsides. Here are some pictures of me of trying to fake my inner girliness
Hope yall enjoyed it...



JAYPLAYJAYPLAYJAYPLAY always been a girl always gunna be a girl
loozrs you all believed me, sorry to dissapoint.
Anyways this was just a great bleepin day where I felt like dressin up with Amy.

Jock

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MAWDELS!

What A bleepin stupidhead

CUTE

bleepin craycray kiki

Kiki

Jesse

Ellie

Fellow Blogger again

FELLOW BLOGGER

Hot sevie that I asked to take a picture of

Bleepin model liliana

DANIELLE

FREKIN ADORBS

Ellie

EvaRachel

Mary

Mary cutest person ALIVE


Jock

Pics of hotties

Annoyed

So Im pretty bleepin pissed right now, because of the bus ride this morning. So the bus pretty crowded cuz there are so many bleepin seventh graders on the bus. I wasnt doubling and this seventh grader who didn't have a seat, but earlier I saw another 7th grader who wasnt doubling so I bleepin  politely told her that she could sit wit her. So she just stood there forever and didnt say anything, like what the BLEEP?! Anyway I told her again to go sit with the girl and she just walked up and down the aisle and stood there. So like 5 min later she tells me that the girl is already doubling, and everyone on the bus started yelling at me, but what the bleep how the bleep was I supposed to know that the girl was doubling. And all the ninth graders are bleepin retarded cuz they think (especially one) thinks that she has some sort of bleepin ruling power over me, fyi you bleepin DONT you bleep, youre just bleppin annoying. So anyway like a good Sumaritan I bleepin doubled and the seventh grader got her own bleepin seat. So now I hate all the seventh graders especially that one, wow she ruined my liking her whole grade all her bleepin fault. Anyway everyone was mad at me but it wasnt by bleepin fault. Then things just kept getting better and when I was getting off the bus I was on the last step and the bleepin bus driver closed the bleepin door and I was bleepin stuck. I hate everything about that bleepin bus.

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WOW

Best show on TV by far, its just bleepin amazing. And I get really mad at people who have never seen it and think its stupid cuz theyve got no damn right. So Mondays episode was fan bleepin tastic and shizzy insanity. I can only come up with one critisism; give Milo Ventimigilia more air time, jeez he had like only 5 mins. Otherwise it was fabulous and I love how Hiro didn't really kill Ando cuz before when I thought he did wow I was pissed. Ok so creepy villians were in this one, the puppet guy ugh and aah Arthur Petrelli killed Adam who cant be killed that was bleepin intense. AAAHHH i hate Mohinder absolutley hate i think hes a spider, but Ive heard maybe a fly(ish thing). WOW nathan is really ugly and his head is huge, not just huge but bleepin huge. Cant believe Peters powers are gone, wonder how he'll get them back, that whole family is so intense. I dont like this Daphane girl too much, if she doesnt like the company than quit and get a bleepin job for money. wow i love heroes, nothing else compares.

Funny Bleep

This is really dramatic and funny and I wanted to share it with everyone.

What links these crises? Global warming. Two words that have all too often been vacuumed off government Web sites and erased from government scientific studies.

Its just something that makes me laugh.

Kan-Deeds