I will be writing this movie review while im watching this bleepin amazing movie Shanghai knights. it was my dads choice. it's the sequel to the amazing movie that is Shanghai Noon. So this guy killed jackie chan's dad. and his sister is going after hom and the murderer is pretending to be good and he's saying that china is bad. Jackie chans(chon wayne)sister fell in love with Roy(Owen Wilson) and he fell in love with her at first sight! and the met a detective english man. everyone in this movie is bleepin ugly. yo yo yo my dad made cookies and I bleepin love him. except he's making crazy rules about who gets to choose their cookies, everyone in my family freaks out over food. not me though the only bleepin normal one. They are now lookin for a fancy seal, and there are real eyes inside the painting. and he found a secret room filled with gold. no joke. this is the bleepin loudest movie I've ever seen. with all the dope fight/karate scenes. the fire is movin its very suspicious. ME: " Turn it bleepin DOWN!!!" they are now stuck in a fire...and they got out, phew. My dad is now feeling very embarrassedwith his choice because this movie is very bleepin sexual... like VERY. ohhh nooo chon just betrayed roy and roy heard him, their friendship is definitely on the rocks, maybe even over. QUOTE OF THE DAY " You think you're so cool with your Kar-a-te and child like reflexes." well they are friends cuz chon invitd like 20 girlzz to Roys room and they are having a pillow fight. but the girl he's in love with saw and she hates him now. now they are all captured. I don't really ant to keep blogin bout this so bye.
jock 1 jock2
No comments:
Post a Comment