Today was

just a normal day. My mom and I got on the freeway and i looked over to the right, and saw a man standing staring at something and i looked and it was a um, a DEAD BODY. yes a body. later when we were driving home there were 5 cop cars around it.
im definitely NOT making this up cuz there is an article about it right HERE.

jock1jock2

shoutoutshoutoutshoutout

to my sister cuz its her bday, so happy birthday

if you see her you better wish her a good day or something bad'll happen

jock1jock2

Im sooooooooooooooooooooooo HAPPY

cuz somebody on yahoo answers chose my answer as the Best answer and I just wanna kiss them!

all I said was 'well its a mouthful' about their possible baby name and for some reason they liked dat so i like them.

just wanted to share my happiness with the WORLD!!

jock1ecstatic2

Justa New Project

I thought I would let ya'll know about this fabulous new project im doing.

wellllll im starting to look in all the design/architectural magazines we get and im ripping everything out that i like cuz soon[hopefully] im gonna redecorate my room cuz the room i have currently is probably the flippin ugliest thing ive ever seen. don't get me started.  i got in 4th grade and i had a polka dot obsession and so my room has a  turquoise and lime dots disease. its just HIDEOUS, yes in all caps. so now with my more mature sense of style im gonna have a bleepin gorgeous room. wish me luck lolz

jock1interiordesigner2

Being the fine critic I am...

I thought I would give ya'll a review of Bride Wars.

1) Kate Hudson got bleepin chub-chub-chubby, i couldn't  get over the double chin shiz for the first half of the movie

2) It was cute and some parts were flippin funny and i laughed.  lol

3)Better than Gran Torino worse[way] than Benjamon Button so I give it a B. ish

4) and since i cry in every movie of course I cried in this one.

5) anne hathaway's wedding was bleepin HIDEOUS.  just a sidenote.

im out

jock1jock8+2-1+6-10+1-4=2!!!

Just Remembering

When I was 8 or 9 I went to camp and they always gave out jollyranchers. When I got them I put them into a pocket in my bag, and went to get candy when I was cravin a treat. Soo one faithful day I reach into get a rancher and pop it into my mouth, unthinkingly. Welll it tasted really hot and weird so I spit it out. Uhm It was COVERED with bleepin ANTZZ. So I have eaten ants, sucka.

After that I never had a jollyrancher at that camp again cuz they were tryin to bleepin poison me!!!! bleepheads. im not gonna lie, it was prettty disgusting.

jock1ick2

ps Im eating a jollyrancher right now so it brought all these grrrrrreat memories back

pps what the grossest thing you've eva eaten????

I got some newz

So for all you bleepin weirdo teens who wanna have  babyzzz then you shuld pack up your stuff and move it on down to Mississippi cuz the its the new winner of the highest teen pregnancy rate!!!  and for all yall who dont wanna be preggers and live in Mizziszippi high tail it outta there.

yo

jock1iaintmovintomississippi2

IM SORRY

BUT OUR INTERNET IS REALLY SCREWED UP AND NOT WORKING.
I AM NOT CURRENTLY AT HOME.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHEN IT IS GOING TO WORK.
WE ARE CALLING COMCAST CAUSE I THINK THATS WHAT ITS CALLED.


JOCK

I refuse

to post until jock gets off her lazy bleep, and posts.

I wont say anything else.

jock1thisisgetting*******annoyin2

Stayin True

to one of my New year's resolutions, about reading better books like say, The Fountainhead!!

I'm starting to read 

East of Eden by John Steinbeck,   jealous, huh?!

well im about to go read but I wanted to encourage yall to better yourself and become bleepin smarter by readin books like these.

jock1jock2

ps I wonder if 90210 will show it's rotten little face and be on tomorrow night, I'm considering not watching the acting suckz and that annie girl is disgusting, whadda bleep

Gotta New Phrase for yall

What? What?!?! WHAT?? Another one??

yeah. pretty much.

so without further ado:

instead of saying "from the get-go" you can say a wayyy better version " from the ghetto" llllooooooolollolololol

pronounced like get-ho with extra emphasis.

just helping you keep up with the modern world.

jock1jock2

P.S

Some of you might be interested that this blog is uhm actually CO-owned, you wouldn't be able to see that though seeing as jock NEVER posts.  what?!? is that all about

woooo

only hours until i have to go back to school!!!!! Im so bleepin excited to wake up early and to learn and just BE at school cuz I love it so much. It hurt to be away for so long. I love my morning bus rides, cuz my bus driver is so nice to me. and mmmm what would i do without my precious school?!?!

BONSCT double time, serious bonscting going on here.

jock1SCHOOL2

ps I also just LOVE wearing my uniform

Today

is the last day of break, bleeeeeeeeeep.

 I went to the farmers Market, in my boots, and got some Tangalos, which is a mix between a tangerine and a orange, theyre bleepin sour and delicious. and we got some tamales and crepes and you know all those things. im just sad cuz now im gonna have to go and learn and shiz like that.

my sisters bday is in 10 days so wish her a happy bday when you see her lol. 

peace

jock1jock2

Huhlo

Today I answered the phone and I realized that I say huh-lo not hel-lo,    just a weird lil' tid-bit for you.

I picked up my boots today and I'm really excited to wear them tomorrow... I'm considering becoming a rebel and wearing boots to school. lol. I think it would go over well cuz the teachers would be too afraid of my uhm rebellious side.

Also today I decided that I'm really gonna learn to play guitar/piano, and tap into my musical side.

all right well thats pretty much it.

jock1akarebel2

ps Jock did you get grounded again or something.

 Welll if you did STOP cuz its bleepin annoying

This is bleepin weird

so for those of you who dont know thousands of shoes mysteriously appeared on a Miami Highway. There was no sign of an accident and nobody know how they bleepin got there. It was probably God, you know, raining fabulous shoes for everyone in need. i shuld go down there and pick some out! jokc1jock2

I saw

Gran Torino today with my mom, and it was plain ol' great.

The beginning was flippin boring, but funny sometimes cuz he was making these highly inappropriate racist remarks          lol.

And basically his wife just died and he's alone cuz his kids are selfish bleepin brats who only want money, and so he has a lonely life and lives in a crazy gang neighborhood. Then he made friends with some Asian folks and beat up some low lifes and threatened to shoot everyone. I wanted him to actually shoot them cuz they were bleepin dis gus ting but he didn't. woulda made a better movie.

so go see it or not it could go either way.

jock1shootthem2

just FYI

uhm my sisters are psychotic. They fight relentlessly and when they aren't fighting theyre looking for ways to uhm start another bleepin fight. Im just tired of their immature behavior. hopefully its just a phase, lord knows I didn't go through that like they are though.

yep just thought you shuld be informed

jock1howannoyingcantheyget2

Woah

On a 8 hour flight from the Netherlands to Boston a lady gave birth!! aand apparently the baby is a Canadian citizen cuz she was born when they were flying over Canada. There were paramedics on the flight so the baby is healthy and everything. what a story. 

I was born in this hospital. Oh well I was born in a much better one. Oooh welll you know I was born in an airplane, suckers.

jock1plainoldhospitalforme2

In celebration

of the new year im going to see this new movie, it looks pretty good, called Twilight. lolol. Also right now im listening to my great friend Frank Sinatra, were in love. yep. we've got a great thing going on.

allllso you guyzz should use this fabulous new gadget we have of the little mail thing and email these posts to your bleepin peeps to uhm boost the popularity, not that we need it or anything. million read it everyday.  bonsct or maybe not.

so yeah

jock1andfrankie2

I HIGHLY recommend

NOT purcahsing one of these babies cuz they SUCK. my sisters both have these and I swear they are the MOST annoyin things ever. they enjoy going of randomly in the middle of the night and waking everybody up, and theyre bleepin s-t-u-u-u-u-p-i-d.

so after a few long months of that my sisters realized that the alarm clocks were pointless and just ugh dumb, so they moved them into my moms closet. apparently the Bobs *thats what theyre called* weren't too happy bout that so uhm they decided to go off every  bleepin 5 min. so im about to fall asleep aaaand it goes off it happened several times. Im gonna get a hammer and Smash the lozzer Bob.

jock1jock2

uhm pretty angry

at my DAD. soo my family believes that if a person with dark hair/skin wishes you a Happy New Year first then you'll have good luck for the year.  wellll my dad knows  this very well so can SOMEONE tell me um WHY he walked in the door and said Happy New Year to me?!?!? he claims that he thought someone would've already said it to me since it was 1:30, well I told him that I only woke up  bleepin 30 mins ago. so if someone would let me know why he would basically doom his own daughter um lemme know.

I've only got one thing to say, L-A-M-E

jock1pissed2

just

wanted to do the first post for two thousand nine

HAHA SUCKER

Jock-2-0-0-9