Today was

just a normal day. My mom and I got on the freeway and i looked over to the right, and saw a man standing staring at something and i looked and it was a um, a DEAD BODY. yes a body. later when we were driving home there were 5 cop cars around it.
im definitely NOT making this up cuz there is an article about it right HERE.

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shoutoutshoutoutshoutout

to my sister cuz its her bday, so happy birthday

if you see her you better wish her a good day or something bad'll happen

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Im sooooooooooooooooooooooo HAPPY

cuz somebody on yahoo answers chose my answer as the Best answer and I just wanna kiss them!

all I said was 'well its a mouthful' about their possible baby name and for some reason they liked dat so i like them.

just wanted to share my happiness with the WORLD!!

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Justa New Project

I thought I would let ya'll know about this fabulous new project im doing.

wellllll im starting to look in all the design/architectural magazines we get and im ripping everything out that i like cuz soon[hopefully] im gonna redecorate my room cuz the room i have currently is probably the flippin ugliest thing ive ever seen. don't get me started.  i got in 4th grade and i had a polka dot obsession and so my room has a  turquoise and lime dots disease. its just HIDEOUS, yes in all caps. so now with my more mature sense of style im gonna have a bleepin gorgeous room. wish me luck lolz

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Being the fine critic I am...

I thought I would give ya'll a review of Bride Wars.

1) Kate Hudson got bleepin chub-chub-chubby, i couldn't  get over the double chin shiz for the first half of the movie

2) It was cute and some parts were flippin funny and i laughed.  lol

3)Better than Gran Torino worse[way] than Benjamon Button so I give it a B. ish

4) and since i cry in every movie of course I cried in this one.

5) anne hathaway's wedding was bleepin HIDEOUS.  just a sidenote.

im out

jock1jock8+2-1+6-10+1-4=2!!!

Just Remembering

When I was 8 or 9 I went to camp and they always gave out jollyranchers. When I got them I put them into a pocket in my bag, and went to get candy when I was cravin a treat. Soo one faithful day I reach into get a rancher and pop it into my mouth, unthinkingly. Welll it tasted really hot and weird so I spit it out. Uhm It was COVERED with bleepin ANTZZ. So I have eaten ants, sucka.

After that I never had a jollyrancher at that camp again cuz they were tryin to bleepin poison me!!!! bleepheads. im not gonna lie, it was prettty disgusting.

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ps Im eating a jollyrancher right now so it brought all these grrrrrreat memories back

pps what the grossest thing you've eva eaten????

I got some newz

So for all you bleepin weirdo teens who wanna have  babyzzz then you shuld pack up your stuff and move it on down to Mississippi cuz the its the new winner of the highest teen pregnancy rate!!!  and for all yall who dont wanna be preggers and live in Mizziszippi high tail it outta there.

yo

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