Q:What do you get when a dog walks across the sun?
A:A hotdog.
Q:What do you call a snail on a boat?
A: A Snailer.
Q:What's a baby's motto?
A:If you don't succeed cry cry again. (instead of try)
Q: What did Delaware?
A: A brand New Jersey
(wow definitly did not understand that, what the flip. try saying it outloud a couple times)
Q: How do you have a party in outer space?
A: You planet!
(bllllllleepin funny)
Why was the pig's face covered with ink?
It had just come out of the pen
Jock*tellz hilarious jokes
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