ridiculous

well my yesterday morning was pretty ri bleepin diculous. So my mother walks in the room at like 9 am (waking me up) and says "hey Ella, want to come wrap presents on skid row with me" me: "um what? get out of my room (please) Im BLEEPIN tired" Her (not leaving): "hmm well I guess we can go at 9:30 then okay?" Me: "I'm not going" Mom: "well actually I wasn't asking you that much I was just trying to give you an option but you didn't choose the right one" me: "LET ME SLEEP"

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9:30
Me (walking downstairs): "Hi Im not going" Her: "Why not HUNNY" Me: " I don't want to get shot" Her: Okay so we will leave at 10 okay? Me: Mom.. I'm not going Her: So you're REALLY going to make me go alone? REALLY? REALLY ELLA? Me: STOP GUILT-TRIPPIN ME
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10:00
In The Car
Me: Can't believe you made me go...
10:30
In The Parking Lot
Mom: Okay well let me just call Lilian to see where the volunteers go

Walking Out Of The Car
Mom- on her blackberry looking for Lilians number
Me- playing Bob on my phone
Homeless people-sitting and looking at us

Mom (on the phone with Lilian) "so where do the volunteers go? Were here!"
(don't know exactly what Lilian said)
Mom: "hHhahahaa oh no! nooo, don't be sorry! Oh hahaha ok well next time then!"
Me: So um what?
Mom: Well turns out they didn't need anymore volunteers for today..
Me: This is bleepin ridiculous

Jock*thoughtitwasbleepinridiculous