Sunday, October 19, 2008

To Amy Winehouse

Dear Ms. Winehouse,
Please stop with all your crazy whacked up ways. Don't die, please. Your music is just too bleepin good. Gain a few pounds and then a few more, and lay off all drugs, and all the alcohol. And get over your husband please forget him and move on cuz he's not gettin out of prison for a long time. You should come out with a new album and then you can be happy about your success, and then you could start gettin on the right path, with your life. If you continue on like this tho sweetie you WILL DIE in about a year or so, and we really dont want that to happen. So go back to your old ways missy, and youll get over all this bad stuff, and everyone will love you again. Cuz your pretty much losing a lot of your fans right now and you dont deserve to cuz your voice is bleeping amazing.
Love,
Jock1 Jock2

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